((So I did a depression test and got a 27/30, where a 9 is when you should see a psychiatrist. Fuck.
Nah, internet tests are dumb anyways.))
Yay! Romance.
[5]
Yaaaaaay. The harem is mostly disinterested now.
Have the GM get in deep shit for Attempted Homicide. Or at the very least Assault and Battery. Or at most, Homicide.
Have a lovely day!
[2]
You somehow end up in jail.
your lawyers suckTHAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! EAT HIS GUN!
[1]
You eat bullets instead. Yaaay.
Find a Fonduism cultist and mash his brains into stew.
[2]
You're in jail with Lyeos.
ELDRITCH GOAT SIMULATOR GO!
[4]
Ramming, screaming, wanton destruction and licking ensues. OH DEAR GOD THE LICKING
Take out the conveniently hidden Potion of Magicka that was stored away in case all my other potions were used up. Drink and cast.
[6]
You don't remember the spell.
Ah screw it.
Make an army of genetic aberrations.
(Hey! That's my schtick!)
"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.
[6]
One of the other players is a psyker too. You get caught.
ALL THE GOAT CHEESE FONDUE
[3]
Your party is trashed by LSP.
Aoroythe: Steal Giegue's goats, milk them, make cheese, sell half to Helgoland, make the other half into experimental Albino Chooze.
Giegue: Blind the GM with PK Flash
[6] Experimental Albino Chooze is a thing now. It's 90% more addictive.
[2]
>Still seeing in 3 dimensions
>mfwPUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN MY FORM INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS THE REPRESENTATION OF HOUSE STARK
[4]
The GM is more than happy to do so, shortly before disemboweling Joffery, teleporting Lord Tywin into orbit, teleporting Cersei to modern day India, and finding the true Targaryen heir to the throne.
NOW THAT'S DONE WITH, HEARD YOU FAGITOS LIKE SPOILERS ((note: roll a one and I will drop spoilers))
Phenax and Kruphix combine deceit and knowledge to defy the laws of physics, paraphysics, and even the shaky suggestions that govern counterphysics, to rotate a supermassive black hole toward them and launch its dark core at them.
Thassa creates a catcher out of the seas of wherever-we-are-ville.
[2]
The black hole doesn't eject it's core, instead expanding it's event horizon.
RUN AWAY"I found a bottle of scotch and some shot glasses. Don't know how much it would be worth though."
Show Liara the bottle.
[6]
She jumps over and grabs the bottle.
"Shots. Now."OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
[2]
NONE FOR THY
Bluff the universe, and get teleporting powers.
[2]
Universe isn't falling for your shit, and it turns you into a potato.