Okay, so, this is when the freaky shit happens. Alright. Being thrown into a supermax with a bunch of possibly insane women would be okay, too!
[1]
If you mean sitting in isolation alone, then yes, freaky.
"Ah, that rings a bell! So... want to go grab something to eat?"
[3]
"Sur-"
The harem's caught up. Fuck.
PULL OUT DINKY GUN
START SHOOTING AT ENEMIES
[1]
A bullet rebounds off the wall and smacks you in the arm.
Zap myself again with the wand of polymorph in hopes of morphing into an yellow dragon (zaping any DOES NOT require any hands)
[2]
Aiming it does, though.
Climb the staircase.
[5]
You're halfway up before it starts to crack. The whole thing starts to fall, before a rope hits you in the eye again. It's Liara!
"Remember me? Let's get out of this deathtrap, I got what I was looking for."Sign up for any job.
[6]
You sign up as grunt labour. The pay is absolute shit.
Get up and PAAAUUUUUUNCHH!
[3]
You punch one, the others toss you back down, and tie you up for good measure.
Convince the demons to join the anti-god fight over the rest of the fondue.
Remember, it's a damn good fondue - I should get a +2, really.
blazing glory, I got a job right here - kill those fuckers!
[4+1]
They are in.
Try to remember how I got in this here barn, and also what kind of deluded freak of nature I happen to be.
[2]
You know exactly how you got here, smart ass. Ah, yeah, you're a psyker. I'll let you work out what you can do.Attempt to flee the ship in any way possible.
[5]
You escape in a life pod. Winning!
[muttering amongst the gods]
Ephara: "Never mind that artifact; it may've been the easiest to get, but I for one don't want to fight you all for it, and I feel I speak for my brothers and sisters as well. Keep it; we have more of the to find... Good luck with your unity.
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
[1]
DENIED
I want that artifact. Can't be duplicated, can't be teleported. It's like it is impervious to anything you or I can do...
Besides, I did the Anchorman reference and everything.The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
[5]
Back in.
Use the Nanoforge to create a wormhole key, use it on the black hole.
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.
[3]
It malfunctions halfway through, sending you flying through time and space.