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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

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Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

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Total Members Voted: 25

[LordSlowpoke]

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD

[Lolfail0009]

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD

Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?

Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...

[smurfingtonthethird]

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD

Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?

Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...

There may be that many artifacts, but I told you to get me that one specifically.

[Lolfail0009]

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD

Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?

Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...

There may be that many artifacts, but I told you to get me that one specifically.

Purphoros: "I could easily duplicate the artifact in any form and function magical or mundane... Could we have the original to present to the GM, and I give you a duplicate in return? You'd only be without an artifact for, say, an hour or two."

[IcyTea31]

Use the Nanoforge to create a wormhole key, use it on the black hole.

I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Okay, so, this is when the freaky shit happens. Alright. Being thrown into a supermax with a bunch of possibly insane women would be okay, too!

[1]

If you mean sitting in isolation alone, then yes, freaky.

"Ah, that rings a bell! So... want to go grab something to eat?"

[3]

"Sur-"

The harem's caught up. Fuck.

PULL OUT DINKY GUN
START SHOOTING AT ENEMIES

[1]

A bullet rebounds off the wall and smacks you in the arm.

Zap myself again with the wand of polymorph in hopes of morphing into an yellow dragon (zaping any DOES NOT require any hands)

[2]

Aiming it does, though.

Climb the staircase.

[5]

You're halfway up before it starts to crack. The whole thing starts to fall, before a rope hits you in the eye again. It's Liara!

"Remember me? Let's get out of this deathtrap, I got what I was looking for."

Sign up for any job.

[6]

You sign up as grunt labour. The pay is absolute shit.

Get up and PAAAUUUUUUNCHH!

[3]

You punch one, the others toss you back down, and tie you up for good measure.

Convince the demons to join the anti-god fight over the rest of the fondue.
Remember, it's a damn good fondue - I should get a +2, really.

blazing glory, I got a job right here - kill those fuckers!

[4+1]

They are in.

Try to remember how I got in this here barn, and also what kind of deluded freak of nature I happen to be.

[2]

You know exactly how you got here, smart ass. Ah, yeah, you're a psyker. I'll let you work out what you can do.

Attempt to flee the ship in any way possible.

[5]

You escape in a life pod. Winning!

[muttering amongst the gods]

Ephara: "Never mind that artifact; it may've been the easiest to get, but I for one don't want to fight you all for it, and I feel I speak for my brothers and sisters as well. Keep it; we have more of the to find... Good luck with your unity.

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

[1]

DENIED

I want that artifact. Can't be duplicated, can't be teleported. It's like it is impervious to anything you or I can do...

Besides, I did the Anchorman reference and everything.

The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.

PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD

[5]

Back in.

Use the Nanoforge to create a wormhole key, use it on the black hole.

I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.

[3]

It malfunctions halfway through, sending you flying through time and space.

[darkpaladin109]

BRIBE DEMONS WITH CHOOZE

[KingofstarrySkies]

Find a way to acquire this...Artifact.

[Lolfail0009]

((FINE. Who's fighting for the artifact, and on which faction; Gods or Slowgoland?))

[blazing glory]

Mug someone,no way I'm doing a job for poo.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

drink from an potion of polymorph.

[Propman]

>Build it again! They can't keep falling down forever!

[Helgoland]

Set up defenses, with the demons in the front row.
So... How about a quick raffle to satisfy everyone's bloodlust, then catpeople unification and artifact handover? I want some GM cred too, though - it might come in handy.

[Lolfail0009]

Nylea: "You seem honourable enough. We'll agree with your terms if" *she pointedly looks at Slowpoke* "everyone else does."

[Helgoland]

I don't know if I'll be able to control the demons, though - there may be some need for fighting in any case. But sure, we have a deal!