I didn't ask to be saved! I was just taking a rest outside! Then you two come along and assume someone hit me!
Head off into town.
[6]
"Well then, you're probably batshit insane."You wander off into town, only to realize that you don't know where anything is.
Buy more faith from the multidimensional ebay and go back to wololoing.
[2]
You can't sell faith, you silly goose.
RISE
[1]
Nope, dead from bullet danmaku.
Continue working on secret project.
[6]
Great progress, but the GM hones in on it.
*cracks fingers*
DUAL FIST OF JUSTICENylea: "Ugh. Men."
Nylea nocks several arrows and enters the sphere and warps.
[3]
Arrows prove inefficient against eldritch, 5-dimensional abominations. Fuck.
Research implanting and removing PSI ability in others.
[6]
You make a massive amount of psionic abominations. They aren't happy.
EVERY. TIME.
Attempt to remove their psychic abilities then abandon them in a cave somewhere.
((protip, science is a dumb idea here))
[5]
Angry monsters in a sealed cave. No way that could go wrong.
Woo! ... I know what must be done...
ATTEMPT DRUNK SCIENCE ON THE DRAGON!
[5]
He ends up in 29th century Mexico. Lels ensue.
Meanwhile, your crowd of weirdo followers is creeping ever closer.
Send booze-children to that post-apocalyptic Aussie subplot from days of yore.
[1]
The dwarves are all dead from excessive tantruming, magma, soul monsters and cats.
Expand colonies, then. Maybe we can get a decentralized state going.
[4]
You make a few colonies.
"Right. Guess we should get this done."
Get on the snowmobile and ride to wherever the hell we're going.
[4]
You speed up across the snow, swerving through the gaps in the buildings poking out of it. You slow down in front of a glass skyscraper, Liara pulls a compacted mechanical thing off the side of the snowmobile. She puts it on her back, and turns to you.
"I gave you the cutter, right? It looks like a little tube, just press the button to turn it on. Keep the ends away from your body, though. Just cut through the glass here."She taps on a glass panel.
Burn the remains of the Heretic and his army.
[1]
It would help if you didn't explode the life support. You're slowly freezing to death.
Find leader of evil organization. Become his General.
[2]
No organisations are hiring.
((this is a butt monkey job and you know it))
Pull out a nodachi from hammerspace and do as the Bride.
[2]
They've already gone back inside. Fucking Venusians.
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