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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Helgoland]

GIMME MY FRIKKIN +1!

Search for other races, then. We might even get a caste system going, then~

[smurfingtonthethird]

Splice their DNA into mine's then go adventuring.

[1]

You get excruciating bad luck. Tripping over flat ground, accidentally feeling up chicks, getting enlisted into the military, all this and worse happens to you.

Leave them alone for 20 years, see if they make any progress.

[5]

By some miracle, the place isn't a wasteland. They have about 400 members or so.

>Contemplate what went wrong.

[4]

A lot. Started when you killed that person way back in the start. That might have been a shitty idea.

GIMME MY FRIKKIN +1!

Search for other races, then. We might even get a caste system going, then~

Give me my frikkin fondue party first!

[4]

It's pretty unstable, but the system works for now.

[WillowLuman]

Ask the space research place for that formula again, it's urgent.

If they refuse, start sending out groups of 7 to colonize nearby islands.

[Helgoland]

Ugh, fine - in order to stabilize the system, set up a yearly celebration of the first cat people starship leaving the planet, involving copious amounts of praising the GM for making that happen. Involving a giant fondue, of course.

[blazing glory]

Ask for help.

[Beirus]

Wait to finish teleporting to plot.

[kj1225]

((So did it happen or not?))

[poketwo]

RESURECT ALL THE DEAD SCYTHERS

[smurfingtonthethird]

Ask the space research place for that formula again, it's urgent.

If they refuse, start sending out groups of 7 to colonize nearby islands.

[4]

The formula costs a thousand times more of it's weight in gold. Not cheap.

You send out a colonising party. They get dug in.

Spread potatoism from my home base.

[5]

Potatoes for all!

Ugh, fine - in order to stabilize the system, set up a yearly celebration of the first cat people starship leaving the planet, involving copious amounts of praising the GM for making that happen. Involving a giant fondue, of course.

[5]

Alright, you've earned your +1.

Ask for help.

[6]

You say you don't understand anything. Roomwide facepalms.

She offers to tutor you after school, then goes into a weird daydreaming phase. Okay then...

The class is promptly taken over by the other teacher, and the learning continues. This shit is hard.

"Can I have a moment?"

"Huh?"

"Listening?"

Someone's talking to you.

Wait to finish teleporting to plot.

[4]

Teleportation complete. Welcome to cluster [REDACTED], Earth-290b*.

You wake up in a concrete bunker, on a dirty mattress. There's piles of random stuff over the room, but a parka on the door stands out.

((So did it happen or not?))

Yeeeep. You just integrated yourself with the Masaki combination of charm and chaos. NO TAKE BACKS

RESURECT ALL THE DEAD SCYTHERS

(0)

NECROMANCY IS HERESY

DIE

[NAV]

Fulfil the prophesy.

[WillowLuman]

They're dwarves (at heart), mine out that much gold!

[blazing glory]

Nod,then try to see who's talking to me.

[Beirus]

Put the parka on. Look for anything else interesting in the room.

[poketwo]

GET IT SANCTIONED FROM THE ECCLESIARCHY ITSELF

[TamerVirus]

Learn the secrets of breakdancing