Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
- 11 (40.7%)
Eh, don't care either way.
- 12 (44.4%)
NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
- 4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25


Pages: 1 ... 60 61 [62] 63 64 ... 151

Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 271992 times)

WillowLuman

  • Bay Watcher
  • They/Them Life is weird
    • View Profile

(7ft tall, dragonlike, acid-spitting dwarves :o)

Rebuild on the surface with the survivors.
Logged
Dwarf Souls: Prepare to Mine
Keep Me Safe - A Girl and Her Computer (Illustrated Game)
Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

kj1225

  • Bay Watcher
  • A tricky dick that can't be impeached
    • View Profile

Start setting them on fire. The holy grail is obviously immune to damage. Otherwise it would have long since rotted.
Logged

blazing glory

  • Guest

GM:Teleport back.

Player:Erm,do my finals?
Logged

Beirus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

"Not as badly as I can overshoot."

Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
Logged
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

GrizzlyAdamz

  • Bay Watcher
  • Herp de derp
    • View Profile
    • Check this shit out

Hmm.
Take ten bananas rocks turds and explain again, using them as a visual/tactile aid.
If he understands,
"As for headsmen, [Pause in case he cuts me off, already knowing this part], we pick out guys that are ok at leading & management and have them pay attention to the other monkeys in their squad. They report to us, and so instead of us having to walk 100 monkeys through their tasks & deal with small every-day complications, no one will have to deal with more than 25 & everything will run more smoothly. It'll be a much better system."
If he doesn't quite get it, use the turds again to make a command-tree.


"Not as badly as I can overshoot."

Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
Ha!
« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 07:09:03 pm by GrizzlyAdamz »
Logged
Badges of honor
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Check this shit out- (it changes)
Profile->Modify Profile->Look and Layout->Current Theme: Default [Change]->Darkling (it's good for your eyes and looks better)

KingofstarrySkies

  • Bay Watcher
  • It's been a long time...
    • View Profile

Mug a small child. Buy new bullets.
Logged
Sigtextastic
Vereor Nox.
There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

Lolfail0009

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PROGRAMMER:C#] [PROGRAMMER:C++] [PRONOUNS:SHE]
    • View Profile

((Ok, from now on Imma just control the individual Gods in conversation))

Phenax: "I don't like this one. His deception puts even me to shame."

Athreos: "Maybe if you told the truth once a millenium..."

Pharika: "Quiet, the both of you. ((To GM)) That depends... are you offering..?"

Helgoland

  • Bay Watcher
  • No man is an island.
    • View Profile

Create a cat-people wide body of laws to regulate commerce, and a court to arbitrate disputes.
Logged
The Bay12 postcard club
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Propman

  • Bay Watcher
  • Eh.
    • View Profile

I hate that pesky llama!

Is what I would say if I had a mouth.

>Sulk in my ruined, radioactive capitol. The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all. Attempt to slowly rebuild.
Logged
Quote from: from Pathos on April 07, 2010, 08:29:05 pm »
( It was inevitable, really. )

IcyTea31

  • Bay Watcher
  • Studying functions and fiction
    • View Profile

((All these 1's I keep rolling are starting to smell fishy.))

Spontaneously open a wormhole to an alternate 'verse. Goad any inhabitants to war with these aliens.
Logged
There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile

CONTINUE PLOTIFICATION
Logged

GrizzlyAdamz

  • Bay Watcher
  • Herp de derp
    • View Profile
    • Check this shit out

The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all.[/b]
You sure you don't have some kinda blood-seal that keeps you alive or something?
Cough.
Logged
Badges of honor
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Check this shit out- (it changes)
Profile->Modify Profile->Look and Layout->Current Theme: Default [Change]->Darkling (it's good for your eyes and looks better)

da_nang

  • Bay Watcher
  • Argonian Overlord
    • View Profile

Start asking for volunteers from the reptiles and cat people.
Logged
"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Future supplanter of humanity.

smurfingtonthethird

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Shitposter
    • View Profile

If sailing doesn't work, the only reasonable thing to do is mail Antarctica to CaptainMcClellan.

(0)

This does not work for obvious reasons.

Turn into a half digested flesh golem

[4]

Gross.

(7ft tall, dragonlike, acid-spitting dwarves :o)

Rebuild on the surface with the survivors.

[1]

SUDDENLY BEAR

Start setting them on fire. The holy grail is obviously immune to damage. Otherwise it would have long since rotted.

(0)

Congratulations, you destroyed the holy grail.

GM:Teleport back.

Player:Erm,do my finals?

[2] Trapped. Fuck muffins.

[4]You do them sorta okay. IT IS OVER, WINRAR

"Not as badly as I can overshoot."

Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.

(0)

I cancelled it a way back, for obvious reasons.

The monster is eating your arm.

Hmm.
Take ten bananas rocks turds and explain again, using them as a visual/tactile aid.
If he understands,
"As for headsmen, [Pause in case he cuts me off, already knowing this part], we pick out guys that are ok at leading & management and have them pay attention to the other monkeys in their squad. They report to us, and so instead of us having to walk 100 monkeys through their tasks & deal with small every-day complications, no one will have to deal with more than 25 & everything will run more smoothly. It'll be a much better system."
If he doesn't quite get it, use the turds again to make a command-tree.


"Not as badly as I can overshoot."

Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
Ha!

[6]

They get the picture. They do waste an hour making more poo models, though.

Mug a small child. Buy new bullets.

[5]

More bullets get!

Enlist the help of the GM in exchange for the potato chunks that the mining would leave, order the fleet to start spreading potatoism to the rest of the multiverse.

[4]

Done deal.

((Ok, from now on Imma just control the individual Gods in conversation))

Phenax: "I don't like this one. His deception puts even me to shame."

Athreos: "Maybe if you told the truth once a millenium..."

Pharika: "Quiet, the both of you. ((To GM)) That depends... are you offering..?"


[5]

Find me things I want, get shards of your immortality back. Agreed?

Create a cat-people wide body of laws to regulate commerce, and a court to arbitrate disputes.

(1)

They couldn't be fucked. GOD DAMN IT LAZY CAT PEOPLE

I hate that pesky llama!

Is what I would say if I had a mouth.

>Sulk in my ruined, radioactive capitol. The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all. Attempt to slowly rebuild.

[6]

It doesn't help that he's made a giant meat grinder in city hall.

"Never has processing so many corpses been this simple."

((All these 1's I keep rolling are starting to smell fishy.))

Spontaneously open a wormhole to an alternate 'verse. Goad any inhabitants to war with these aliens.

[4]

They go to war. Granted, they are being held back by a single automated sentry, but they're trying.

CONTINUE PLOTIFICATION

[6]

Welp, you can go in this one.

You wake up in a cell.

Start asking for volunteers from the reptiles and cat people.

[1]

They don't wanna.
Logged
RIP Moot ;-;7 Sigtext!

IcyTea31

  • Bay Watcher
  • Studying functions and fiction
    • View Profile

Take any opportunity that presents itself to get me out of this situation.
Logged
There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.
Pages: 1 ... 60 61 [62] 63 64 ... 151