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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
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Eh, don't care either way.
- 12 (44.4%)
NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
- 4 (14.8%)

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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 269396 times)

Lolfail0009

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JAM THE GIRATENTACLES INTO THE GROUND, INJECT THE GROUND WITH POISON!

IcyTea31

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As the bombs explode Earth, freeze the pieces in reality some distance away from the epicenter. This is to forever remind people what will happen if you follow the ways of Chaos.
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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

LordSlowpoke

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STEAL THE CHARGES

DISMANTLE THEM FOR RAW MATERIALS
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da_nang

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Pack my bags and grab myself and my civilization to another universe by using the same technology I used to enter this universe and leaving the poison behind along with the ensuing death and destruction.
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Future supplanter of humanity.

Lolfail0009

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((Oh yeah; did my poison Danmaku actually hit anything, or was it just a pretty light show?))

smurfingtonthethird

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((The latter. How do you think poison works, magic?))
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RIP Moot ;-;7 Sigtext!

Lolfail0009

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((I know that Danmaku works by hitting things with magic, and that several kinds of contact poisons and venoms were contained in those bubbles.))

smurfingtonthethird

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Jump universes! Somewhere that isn't about to die preferably.

[4]

You warp into the GM's house.

>Attempt to bribe the llama so as to go elsewhere.

[1]

And he's toppled the south american government.

Curses! Very well, I'll have to spread potatoes the hard way. Use my fleet to take control of the galaxy!

[5]

Potato fleets control the universe!

Bust open the safe and spread myself on the GM's face so he can't see.

[3]

Jokes on you, I don't need eyes to see.


I just rolled a 5 on my action to break through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory, yet the safe remains unbroken and Blazing Glory remains unstruck. Curse you GM!

Summon a potato between the chunks of plutonium in each bomb, preventing them from fusing and reaching critical mass. Also fill the safe with mashed potatoes for shits and gigs.


[6]

The bomb contains potatorite. They start to react.

Hit the multiversal reset immolation button...

[2]

NOPE

Hit the multiversal reset button...
Eat it before he can press it. We'll not be having that again.

[5]

You've eaten the button.

Oh shi-wait,
Crack.
A crack!
ORGANIZE A DEFENSE, SLAY THE SCYTHER!
Keep an eye out for a weapon, ((five and I rip off the scyther's sword-arm)).

[4]

You fuck it up.

'Attempt to Ghostbust the GM

[3]

He's not a ghost.

((Damn you, dice.))

Turn the -1 into a permanent +9001

[6-1]

THE END IS NIGH

(What!? You give an autofail to THAT, when people do plenty of other ridiculous stuff? It makes more sense for drugs to just be lying around a lab than anywhere else, except perhaps a hospital.)

Dump this batch outside in confidence that someone will deal with them eventually, try again with a different mixture of DNA/other components.

[4]

You make a new DNA mixture.

GET THE STUPIDER SCYTHERS OUT AND ONLY DISSCUSE THE SITUATION WITH THE SMART ONES

[6]

You send them all out because they are all stupid.

Use cult to spread the teachings of friendship!

[2]

NONE FOR YOU

Threaten GM with gorillas to get a +1 to every roll.

[1]

FIST OF JUSTICE

The gorillas are now smears.

JAM THE GIRATENTACLES INTO THE GROUND, INJECT THE GROUND WITH POISON!

[6]

This works for about two seconds, then the bombs go off.

Quote from: GM
BOOM

[5]

The bombs explode downward into the fissures, ripping the planet asunder.

As the bombs explode Earth, freeze the pieces in reality some distance away from the epicenter. This is to forever remind people what will happen if you follow the ways of Chaos.

[2]

Nope, you're glassed.

STEAL THE CHARGES

DISMANTLE THEM FOR RAW MATERIALS


[4]

You manage to steal a dud.

Pack my bags and grab myself and my civilization to another universe by using the same technology I used to enter this universe and leaving the poison behind along with the ensuing death and destruction.

[5]

You arrive at cat people planet.

((I know that Danmaku works by hitting things with magic, and that several kinds of contact poisons and venoms were contained in those bubbles.))

((Yes, that's an interesting point you've got ther-FLASHBANG))
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RIP Moot ;-;7 Sigtext!

Lyeos

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Punch CMC so the button will jostle and press itself.
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Take a closer look at this text!

kj1225

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"Um.... Sup?"
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NAV

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So, I guess that makes me dead? Whats the afterlife like?
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Kill something.
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WillowLuman

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Create next batch, with implanted killchips in case they too are failures.
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Dwarf Souls: Prepare to Mine
Keep Me Safe - A Girl and Her Computer (Illustrated Game)
Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

blazing glory

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Start sliming into his mouth.
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Beirus

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((Damn right the end is nigh.))

Become Ultimate Mega Super post-post-post-endgame Xbox God Mecha Boss.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.
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