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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
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Eh, don't care either way.
- 12 (44.4%)
NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
- 4 (14.8%)

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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 269410 times)

WillowLuman

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Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.

[6]

That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?

Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
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scapheap

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[6]

That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?

Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
Perfect. Still, need some actual mooks. To the slums!
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

poketwo

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ASSULT IN ALL DIRECTIONS
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Orange Wizard

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Live up to the OP (again). Commit omnicide and do something to do with aberrations.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Helgoland

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Develop space-faring technology among the cat-people, then. With help from the gorilla guys.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

smurfingtonthethird

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How can I bleed? Breads don't have blood?

Heal myself with the Rod of Asklepios I made earlier.

[4]

It heals you a bit. You have blood now, if you know what's good for you.

Run away!!! Find his remote and steal the batteries,mess with his computer settings,set fire to his bed,run as fast as I can away from the house.

[1]

FIST OF JUSTICE

You're a smear on the floor now.

Reverse gravity, fall up the stairs, and use my momentum to smack that fool!

[6]

"A reverse gravity button. Huh."

You slam your head on the upper staircase.

"Ahahahahha, you fuckhead."

Examine surroundings,

[2]

You can't see anything. YOU'RE BLIND

:D
Force Smurfington to sabotage five RTD's.
(( Should be !!FUN!! ))

[5]

A note to all people who want to shiv me/call me an idiot/banhammer me in the near future, it was his idea.

FORCE SMURFINGTON TO LICK TURTLE

[6]

I ate the turtle. Tasted like bone.

Team up with Godzilia to destroy the acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations

[5]

A winner is you!

Pay back my lord GM with potato planets.

[5]

Woot! I give you more potato power.

((Insane, am I?))

POISON THE PLANET, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

[6]

You poison yourself in turn.

Secret GM roll because reasons.

[5]

good, good

Find out what secret GM roll is and the reasons behind it.

[4]

You catch him drilling massive boreholes into the crust. He pretends you are seeing things.

>Craters do not phase me! Continue assault! Replace 1 roll with 0!

[6]

0 and 1 ally! Now the dice is a D7, with 0 being a new roll!

Woo!

[2]

Tsundereing ensues. Also, it turns out you can captain a ship if you want to.

"These aberrations are abominations of nature and an insult to the Dov."

Have Miserix aid in eradicating aberrations. Throw in military too for good measure.

[6]

The abberations get covered in unobtainium. They mutate to a higher form.

Poo dragons ewewewewewew

Lie down and try not to cry.
Cry a lot.

[1]



Well i have no piloting experience so

Jump off last second in epic slow motion

[3]

There's no way out. The dropship collides with the hull and starts drilling into the bowels of the ship.

Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.

[1]

The mecha is PC operated. HERETIC

Be unproductive.

[6]

You lie on your side and moan loudly.

Special stones? Interesting.
His comrade gets his full attention.

'Oh? Do elaborate.'

[4]

"Flint stones. You can only get them at the cliff face over there, and there's usually someone over there."

Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.

[6]

That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?

Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.

[2]

They're murdered by everyone else.

[6]

That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?

Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
Perfect. Still, need some actual mooks. To the slums!

[3]

You get like 3 recruits. Two of them are heroin addicts.

ASSULT IN ALL DIRECTIONS

(0)

BACKWARDS ASSAULT IS NOT EFFECTIVE, ALL THE INVADERS ARE DEAD

Live up to the OP (again). Commit omnicide and do something to do with aberrations.

(0)

You become an aberration.

Develop space-faring technology among the cat-people, then. With help from the gorilla guys.

[3]

They're gorilla guys. They don't know shit.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 08:00:30 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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RIP Moot ;-;7 Sigtext!

Lolfail0009

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PUUUUUURGE IN THE MOST DANMAKU-Y WAY POSSIBLE

blazing glory

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Investigate the boreholes.
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Beirus

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No one must learn the Dark secret of the mecha sentient Xbox God of Xboxes. Purge the PC master race from existence.

((What's with all the 1's?))
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

blazing glory

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No one must learn the Dark secret of the mecha sentient Xbox God of Xboxes. Purge the PC master race from existence.

((What's with all the 1's?))

((His virtual dice have been sabotaged! *Start's flaunting around real life dice*
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smurfingtonthethird

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((virtual dice rollers really, really suck))
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NAV

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Make a massive monument to Terry, my beloved deceased terrorbird. Make it out of potatoes.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

WillowLuman

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How the hell did you guys all know about my creations when you're in space/on deserted islands, and I'm in a lab somewhere? It was only a few hundred, not a swarm of millions/billions attacking the universe.

Make another batch, more docile this time.
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CaptainMcClellan

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((virtual dice rollers really, really suck))
(( Hhhh... Yeah. Remember that when you read what happened with your second in command. ))
(( Also, your sabotage is welcome to my RTD but unnecessary as your very presence is sabotage so far... ))

Pass blame totatlly onto Smurfington.

Convince Thor to sponsor Chooze in exchange for getting more.

Propman

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>Become the supreme overlord of South America.
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