How can I bleed? Breads don't have blood?
Heal myself with the Rod of Asklepios I made earlier.
[4]
It heals you a bit. You have blood now, if you know what's good for you.
Run away!!! Find his remote and steal the batteries,mess with his computer settings,set fire to his bed,run as fast as I can away from the house.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICEYou're a smear on the floor now.
Reverse gravity, fall up the stairs, and use my momentum to smack that fool!
[6]
"A reverse gravity button. Huh."You slam your head on the upper staircase.
"Ahahahahha, you fuckhead."Examine surroundings,
[2]
You can't see anything. YOU'RE BLIND
Force Smurfington to sabotage five RTD's.
(( Should be !!FUN!! ))
[5]
A note to all people who want to shiv me/call me an idiot/banhammer me in the near future, it was his idea.FORCE SMURFINGTON TO LICK TURTLE
[6]
I ate the turtle. Tasted like bone.
Team up with Godzilia to destroy the acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations
[5]
A winner is you!
Pay back my lord GM with potato planets.
[5]
Woot! I give you more potato power.((Insane, am I?))
POISON THE PLANET, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
[6]
You poison yourself in turn.
Secret GM roll because reasons.
[5]
good, good
Find out what secret GM roll is and the reasons behind it.
[4]
You catch him drilling massive boreholes into the crust. He pretends you are seeing things.
>Craters do not phase me! Continue assault! Replace 1 roll with 0!
[6]
0 and 1 ally! Now the dice is a D7, with 0 being a new roll!
Woo!
[2]
Tsundereing ensues. Also, it turns out you can captain a ship if you want to.
"These aberrations are abominations of nature and an insult to the Dov."
Have Miserix aid in eradicating aberrations. Throw in military too for good measure.
[6]
The abberations get covered in unobtainium. They mutate to a higher form.
Poo dragons ewewewewewewLie down and try not to cry.
Cry a lot.
[1]
Well i have no piloting experience so
Jump off last second in epic slow motion
[3]
There's no way out. The dropship collides with the hull and starts drilling into the bowels of the ship.
Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.
[1]
The mecha is PC operated. HERETIC
Be unproductive.
[6]
You lie on your side and moan loudly.
Special stones? Interesting.
His comrade gets his full attention.
'Oh? Do elaborate.'
[4]
"Flint stones. You can only get them at the cliff face over there, and there's usually someone over there."
Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.
[6]
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
[2]
They're murdered by everyone else.
[6]
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
Perfect. Still, need some actual mooks. To the slums!
[3]
You get like 3 recruits. Two of them are heroin addicts.
ASSULT IN ALL DIRECTIONS
(0)
BACKWARDS ASSAULT IS NOT EFFECTIVE, ALL THE INVADERS ARE DEAD
Live up to the OP (again). Commit omnicide and do something to do with aberrations.
(0)
You become an aberration.
Develop space-faring technology among the cat-people, then. With help from the gorilla guys.
[3]
They're gorilla guys. They don't know shit.