Return to my evil principal's office and let the fun begin
[2]
A guy comes up and punches you in the face. Great start.
WALK OUT OF BUNKER AND DO MOON NAZI THINGS
[5]
BUILDING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION YEAAAAAH
Exit the containment field through the convenient backdoor I built to it, openable only by me, then close it. RESUME OMNICIDE.
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[1]
It doesn't open.
I played around with your privileges. Surprise!Lynch Carl, he seems scummy.
[1]
Too late, he's already sunk a cruise ship, but not before poking holes in all the lifeboats, firing a harpoon in the captain's face, kicking children off the side of the ship, making out with the ice sculptures and putting an elderly couple in a blender for stealing all the croutons.
Pretend not to have noticed and think about how much this sucks.
[4]
Well, mutual win for once, huh?
Welcome to the GP academy, where you get to learn shit. Winrar!
You get chucked into a dorm with two guys. They both stare at you.
Kill something.
[6]
You explode yourself. Profit!
((What kind of lizard?))
Examine surroundings
[3]
A skink. You're inside some long grass.
Give the GM an Xbox to play.
[4]
More toilet paper? Sweeeet.Grow even more!
[3]
You grow a few millimetres.
If colored gas:
OH FUCK, FLEEE
If colorless gas:
Join the expedition party to the noisy neighbors. No redshirts on my watch.
[5]
MONKEY PANIC
You get knocked out.
Shortly after, you roll off your side and stand up. You start barking to your insubordinates to wake up, while realising you can talk.
"Accelerated mental evolution was a success. Awaiting simian response."As a ghost, possess a member of the audience and walk back into the game.
[2]
I fixed the walls with duct tape, Nokias and WD40. IT IS INVULNERABLEFind 'em, then.
((I assume you are hunting monkey boy))
[6]
You approach a giant orbital facility where the monkeys are kept.
"Biological testing is in progress, The center is closed. Please move back one light year or face retaliation.">Join a rodeo as a sad clown.
[4]
You generally scare the messy turds out of everyone.
((How did I get human DNA from my skull? It's not a looted bodypart, it's the only one that's originally mine.))
Lynch Carl, he seems scummy.
((Do you know what you're dealing with?))
RETCONNED
You get your own DNA. Not sure what it makes, though.
Go to my superweapon thingy and replace all materials with potatoes and cheese.
[6]
Granted, it falls apart, but now it is far superior.
Dominate demons with sheer force of personality.
[2]
They tell you to shush and proceed to take a dump on your lawn.
Yeh hah hahaha!! I know everything!
Start ending random processes on windows taskmanager.
[1]
You're insane, too much informations. Can't really do much but run around like a moron.
Eat said potato, then shoot an Xbox with my gun.
[6]
You shoot an angry Murrican's Xbox. The kid's a walking lump of fat, and he starts charging you.
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