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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

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Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

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Total Members Voted: 25

[da_nang]

"Really? A skeleton?"

* da_nang sighs.

"I guess it'll have to do."
Find armor and recruit Durnehviir. Raise undead army.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

((*Sees amount of posts*  ))

I'm pretty sure you forgot me too.

OI, YOU FORGOT THE MONKEY.

You have to post something before I can forget you, you cheeky bastards. Check the update before if you missed something.

Ah, well, carry on then.


Quickly re-establish control!

[Propman]

>Continue tank production anyways. What is the UN going to do, send peacekeepers to stare at me?

[poketwo]

GET A SPACE SHIP FOR ME AND MY FELLOW SCYTHERS

[WillowLuman]

"Pity. I suppose the art of directed drunk science died with them. Still, not many people can say they dominated the universe for a million years. Or knew the Olympians before they were cool. Which reminds me, I was thinking of creating another race, but if you want I could try bringing your kind back. Or you could try finding one of those other remnants, perhaps with time you could, uh, rebuild. So, creating a new species. You want in?"

[scapheap]

Kick them
"Pay attention when I'm gilt tripping you."

[blazing glory]

((smurfingtonthethird,you have given me a devious idea.))

Install windows onto reality.

[killerhellhound]

head out to explore the universe I'm fire proof as a hellhound

[Helgoland]

Cat people? Kinky.
Sheb, wanna go for some old-fashioned imperialism?

Become spiritual and political leader of the cat-people through my omniversal powers. Like an ayatollah, but less Islamist.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe

[2]

Reality isn't a Windows computer.

Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )

[6]

You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them.

SUCCESS! COME MY ARMY OF ANONS! LET US SYNCRONIZED DANCE!

Also, I knew it! Reality is a Linux! In that case...

#sudo SlapGM -ignorerolls

alternatively:
Everyone "Safety Dance"!

[kj1225]

Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.

Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.

That's breaking the fifth wall.

Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )

Let's break all the walls!

As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"

(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)

[WillowLuman]

(In practice, we can't break that many walls without meeting up IRL and LARPing this, along with any lurkers who just posted to watch.)

[kj1225]

(... That would be awesome and stupid. I love it.)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.

Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.

That's breaking the fifth wall.

Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )

Let's break all the walls!

As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"

(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)

(Seventh wall, as is robbing them. It's one of the reasons I like The Reduced Shakespeare Company, they break every wall. )

(In practice, we can't break that many walls without meeting up IRL and LARPing this, along with any lurkers who just posted to watch.)

( That sounds awesome! Can we do this someday? )

[Tune of Dwarves]

Do some random thing of amazingness