((*Sees amount of posts*
))
I'm pretty sure you forgot me too.
OI, YOU FORGOT THE MONKEY.
You have to post something before I can forget you, you cheeky bastards. Check the update before if you missed something.
Cast enough White Magic to eliminate chaos from the Omniverse once and for all.
[4]
Life is chaos, idiot. You start omniciding Earth.
Eat myself! I'll be twice as big as I was before!
[2]
You can't eat yourself.
"Modern weaponry beats Christmas, does it? How does it fare against Armageddon?"
Summon the Terrarian Destroyer.
[6]
It is shortly terminated by tank shells.
Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
[2]
Reality isn't a Windows computer.
(Soo... Any Raptors around? Being their Churchill was fun last time..)
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
[4]
You find a species of cat people.
HIJACK CROSSOVER
LINK TO FATAL
he he he
[5]
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )
[6]
You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them. SUCH ANNOY WOW
Buy my space station superweapon back via Ebay.
[3]
You need GM money to do that.
Bring forth pokemon through the portal. ZOMBIE POKEMON
[4]
You get a zombie new generation one. SUCK IT
BRING ALL RAPTORS THAT EVER LIVED HERE
[2]
NO TIME TRAVEL AT ALL EVER
"Hey!"
Give the demons a good telling off
[2]
They keep smashing shit.
((Are the social justice worriars getting pissed at the media for trying to make da_nang into the bad guy?))
BENNY HILL INTENSIFIES!
[5] ((NUTS))
Your engines are kill. You're fucked.
Then a GP fleet rocks up and utterly fucks most of the pirates.
99% of them are promptly arrested. You're a hero, butt boy.
Your tiny little ship docks with the command ship of the fleet.
Grow.
[6]
You grow big. Really big.
> Not die.
[2]
NOPE
You are kill.
relax on the burning frost moon
[3]
Nope, you set yourself on fire.
"Come now, dragons, and bring me back!"
SLEN TIID VO
[4]
You get interrupted. You're a skeleton.
((So I missed the turn and have been waiting for it this whole time. My bad.))
Give everyone and everything in the omniverse an Xbox.
((I'm only updating once a day; too many shenanigans
))
[1]
That is a dumb idea for obvious reasons.
(Soo... Any Raptors around? Being their Churchill was fun last time..)
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
(Their civilization collapsed billions of years ago, but they enjoyed a million years of dominance in the universe. There are some immortal ones left.)
"Well, a million years isn't so bad. Especially compared to the primitives of today's universe. You guys must have made some interesting stuff in that time, right?"
[1]
"Yep, but we lost it all."
Fly away and start an alpaca farm.
[4]
You only have a few alpacas. ACQUIRE MORE
>Manufacture and sell AK-47s to impoverished third world countries. Use money gained to expand factory to tank-producing capabilities.
[2]
UN surprise!
ie you're in the shit.
((It's Yakety Sax dammit!
*flips keyboard*))
(( Yay! * starts singing along * ))
((My urge to murder all of humanity grows with every passing day.))
Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.
[5]
((I'm assuming you mean fifth wall))
Oh. Why hello there.
Please leave or I'll take off your plot armor.
Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.
That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
Should we lose the walls, everything is fugged.