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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[smurfingtonthethird]

(I kinda wished we'd stay in the potato longer, since if the entire omniverse is at stake again there's literally nothing to build up to.)

((He did roll a 9002. There'll be plenty of crap to fight, not to worry, mainly because the majority of you will create the crap itself.))

[WillowLuman]

(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)

[smurfingtonthethird]

Respawn on Earth.

[2]

Nope, you're still a ghost.

Summon four of Pharika's Chosen (essentially superpowered Nyx-snakes) to take down the inferior Nyx-snake Libs. Use Pharika's Cure on the others.

[6]

The chosen joined the liberals. FAAARK

spawn on Gallifrey

[1]

Exploded by potato destruction.

shed a single tear for the fallen potatos then get a wizards tower built on my back that can withstand me moving around

[5]

Yay! You also get wizards.

Use the Nanoforge to create a bunch of videogame-style first aid kits (the ones absorbed through osmosis), use some of them and throw the rest on the ground for others to use.

[1]

You make a thermonuclear mess instead.

Now I remember why I didn't give these to scrubs.

Become an anti-potato and wonder about existing
Time to come back to RTD silly-ness

[3]

You spawn as a potato.

Sleep.

[1]

You wake up on a bed. Everything around you is black.

"Congratulations on joining the Galaxy Police!"


"What?"

We have your application here.

...FUCK YOU, RELATIVES

"We have a video from your family."

They're all crying.

"We're so sorry, but you do have lots of debt built up from all the damages you create. Hope you have a great career-"

Meanwhile, the dad and sister are eating all of your crushes' muffins. You start crying out.

"MY MUFFINS! NOOOOOOO"

"Alright, are we done with the video now? Let's go on vacation with his advance pay."

"WOO, HAWAII-"

"And that is the end of the video. We'll get you set up now."

Oh shizzle, missed that bit.
Now that we're outside the potato, gain awesome omniversal powers.

[5]

Omniverse powers get!

Rip my soul free from GM's clutches.
Initiate biological reconstruction.

[3]

Yeah, I'm selling your soul on Ebay.

Wash my hands.

[4]

You clean most of the poo off.

Steal the GM's microwave.

[2]

Fuck off, that's my popcorn making machine!

Stand defiantly on my mountain of pota bananas, face down the mob through a show of utter ferocity.

[5]

The monkeys are intimidated. VICTORY

Stand defiantly on my mountain of pota bananas, face down the mob through a show of shear ferocity.

FALL ONTO FACE

[6]

You crash into the monkey's face.

STEAL HIS BANANAS

Mourn.

[2]

Someone steals the corpse. NUTS

((Am I still God of Xboxes?))
Get into the omniverse and acquire more powers! Like magic or superpowers.

((yis))

[6]

You are granted the power to kill anyone using an Xbox. Your source of god-power.

Fuck it, go find Vaatu.

[2]

NONE FOR THY

Talk to hermits to increase my arcane power!

[6]

You get a few powers. Meh.

Oh, did I forget to mention that 90% of the omniverse is after you? Yeah, might have forgotten to mention that.

Hmmmf.

>Rethinking my marketing strategies, I place in an additional free lanyard for every box of dozen cookies purchased!

[6]

Lanyards are an abomination! I CURSE YOU WITH CHICKMAGNETDOM

START TO RAID THE OMNIVERSE AS PIRATES

[4]

You steal a chair. FUG YES

(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)

Oooor I could tone it up so much that REALITY ASPLODES seems like the easy way out 

[NAV]

Dammit summon potatoes inside the bloodstream of whoever stole the corpse.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Fine..."

Steal GM's Refrigerator

(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)

(So you like to see players performing their actions in oscillations that minimize at 'localized shenanigans' and peak at 'Omniverse battle'?)

[kj1225]

KJ's mouth opens and closes several times before he speaks.
"I'm fairly certain I'd be more upset if I didn't just realize my family members are all huge dicks."

[WillowLuman]

(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)

Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.

[Beirus]

((So the Xboxes are the source of my power? Or do I get power from the people playing them?))

Give the GM an Xbox.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)

Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.

((Either that, or I'll destroy everything and let people play in the fallout.))

[killerhellhound]

Go traveling through space visiting other worlds and helping the wizards learn magic also learn magic myself

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Well I WAS going to begin throwing bananas into the crowd in a political masterstroke, but NO.

GOUGE EYES AND BITE FINGERS.

[TamerVirus]

go find EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN

[killerhellhound]

Cast "Teleport" and appear on the bridge of my multi-superweapon space station thingy.

((Hey do you mean me I mean I have a few super weapons((Wizards)) and if my roll is good I will be in space))

[IcyTea31]

(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)

((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))

Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.

[Lolfail0009]

Cast Nausea. All the snakes' toughnesses are reduced to zero. They die.