((I kind of assumed he was on Earth already.))
Go to Earth.
[2]
None for you. You can sit on the moon.
"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
[4]
Of course, mole ninjas. What else could it possibly be?
"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
>Confirm this statement. (+1)
[5]
You are free to go!
Warp the Liberals through Nyx to the core of the Earth, resealing it.
[2]
Liberals are teleport proof. Nuts.
((I'm just glad I didn't get fried by the core being all cut up.))
Convince whoever or whatever decided to make me a sentient XBox to create a body for me. Leaving me with no way to affect change on the world is not okay, and they should feel bad enough to make me a Gundam body. Or a Zoids body. With weapons and a hard light projector.
[1]
A janitor comes in and farts on you.
Summon up the undead, by the millions!
[3]
You get two dogs and da_nang.
Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.
[3]
You build a single house.
Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.
head into the village and make myself at home with a magma bed
if village doesnt exist complain to dark paladin with pitchfork and torch.
[6]
You squash the house.
Set up my anti-potato cannons! Give them potatoes some flak!
[6]
The potatoes turn into white chunks.
Curses! UNLEASH WAVE 2More potatoes!
Summon up the undead, by the millions!
Get summoned and teleport away. FOR FREEDOM!
[4]
Yeah. Enjoy being a zombie slave.
(Wouldn't the Earth's core just come back together through gravity and pressure? Even bisecting the entire planet shouldn't really do that much in the long-run, unless you had a means of pushing the halves apart.)
"Nooo! It's starting!"
Escape into imaginary sub-world.
((Yeah, but it still fucks with the magnetic field.))
[1]
There's not enough room. Your butt is stuck in an interdimensional portal.
Go hunting.
[3]
You try to catch a pigeon, but it escapes. NUTS
Attempt to leave the week long party
[2]
NO BRAKES ON THE PARTY TRAIN
> Unleash Dakka on NAV
[4]
NAV has lots of holes in him.
((3 5's in a row? Everything's coming up for me.))
Using the Nanoforge, build a device that allows crossversal travel.
[3]
Blocked by the antireality potato. It starts throwing potatoes at you.
Kill it! Kill the potato! Not exactly sure if any good will come of it, but still. KILL THE POTATO"I AM THE PLOT"
IMPALE GM ON STAIRCASE
[1]
321COMPACTYou get crushed into a ball of mangled flesh.
Start a restaurant.
Put a feather in my cap
[1]
Your money gets taken away by social security because reasons.
arm-wrestle Godzilla
[2]
You can't find Godzilla.
FIND MORE OF THE SCYTHERS
[5]
You find like 90 of them. WINRAR
Transform into a giant frog.
[3]
You transform into a normal frog.
Go do as mother says.
[6]
*pets on head*You get on your bike, immediately stack it, then you get back on and ride to his house. Success.
Then you see hear something, look up, and watch as a massive 'thing' crashes into the lake in front of you. KNOCKOUT
float in the wind and sponsor Rasilon
[4]
Floating. YEAH
Summon the timelord known as 'the Master'
[2]
Time Lords are douchebags. They are also really dumb. NONE FOR YOUFind myself a nice cave in which to practice my combat techniques.
[5]
You roll into a deserted cave. Win.
Flee!
[4]
You just manage to get away.
Go bipedal and wave my arms about while shrieking and slowly advancing/circling. Direct eye contact, teeth out.
While I'm doing that, identify the young male- closed society is closed. Who is he, who belongs in his coalition and where are they? (Disguise the break in direct eye contact with exaggerated head swing-screams.)
[6]
The other monkey is a douchebag, who repeatedly tries to take control. He's smart and strong but pretty unsocial. He comes in and hits you with a stick.
DEPLOY OPTIONAL-BOSS FINDANATOR 9000
[1]
It explodes. (there's actually a reason why but not telling)
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