ACT AS ATTORNEY FOR THE SHRINE TANK!
[4]
Court is now in session.
Punch the gibbets with NAV!
Punch the gibbets with NAV!
Fight this person.
[3] VS [1]
Lyeos punches NAV, sending him flying!
attempt to not be on fire in some way putting it out
[5]
You are now not on fire. Yay.
((I think he was Luke's mentor))
"Hmm, looks like he's already dead. But he seems to already have caused a nuclear explosion, and there are several others I know who could destroy Earth. ONWARD, TREASURE HUNTER STEED!"
Find next most likely person to cause Earthpocalypse!
[2]
You have no idea. Probably the GM, and fighting him will be about as productive as arm-wrestling Godzilla.
Make and wear a tower of hats
[4]
A 5-hat tower. You need more hats.
RRRRRRRRAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CUT UP EARTH'S CORE
[6]
By some miracle you aren't crushed by the pressure, and you slice the core into 4 pieces. This plays havoc with Earth's magnetic field, frying a lot of electronics.
You're already fucked up Earth. ITS BEEN HALF AN HOURTry to start a legitimate business instead.
[4]
You start a business selling catapults. Lousy Greeks on the next street are stealing all your business with their petrobelli.
Roll around, be cleaned.
Inspect my chimp-harem.
[6]
You have a lot of minions. Hundreds of them. You hear a shriek.
A young male is challenging you for control.
Punch the gibbets with NAV!
Fight this person.
Reassemble on top of this b*tch. D:<
How dare you punch my carcass
[3]
You reform, but NAV has already been punched.
Give the Tyranids access to heaven via portals! If the GM won't let me do this, then I increase the space of my pocket dimension.
[1]
You're blocked by the potato. It electrocutes you.
As I said, I can't get out, and neither can you lot, apparently.Oh dear. Move it off and hope I didn't break anything.
[1]
You proceed to fail repeatedly while putting on clothes, fall down the stairs, wipe yourself out on the house's door, and eat breakfast.
Your mother tells you to drop some shit off at your friend's house.
>Currently can't do anything, as I don't have much of a "CPU" beyond possibly my targeting system (given sentience through magic, folks), so they're practically interrogating an autoloader strapped to an adding machine. Not that it matters, as even intact I cannot speak.
[6]
Magic is a double-edged sword, they make your sentience appear inside the targeting system because a wizard did it.
State your case.
Increase my technological abilities. Like maybe add a laser and the ability to create hard light projections of characters in the video games I have. Which at this point is only Duke Nukem: Forever...NOOOO! I'll need new games at some point. Like maybe Halo 4 or Skyrim. Hard light dragons that fly backwards!
[1]
No tech upgrades for you. You don't have arms, how are you supposed to do anything?
Find the universe Omniverse reset button.
[3]
Potato strike inbound!WALK TO LOCAL GRAVEYARD
[2]
Well, this was a shitty idea, you're not following the plot at all. I'll be killing you now.Kill one, turn him into a Nyx-snake. Send Nyx-snake to kill another, turn that into a Nyx-snake. Repeat until all Liberals are dead and I can return to my rock.
[6]
The Liberals are now all Nyx-snakes in people suits. NUTS
Survey the scope of this multiverse. Are there more 'verses than Earth and Gensokyo?
[5]
At the moment, only a few multiverses will fit inside the potato. Should you explode the potato, you can go anywhere you please.
BUILD VILLAGE NEAR VOLCANO
[1]
There are no other matorans with you.
Look around.
"Poyo....?"
[4]
Welcome to wherever Kirby lives.
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