Find a lady.
[2]
If it was that easy, I wouldn't be writing this now.
(I sure hope some archeologist or treasure-hunter types goes looking for rare meteorites.)
Hope someone digs this rock up.
Trip over a rock with a skull in it.
[5]
Hooray!
You get digged up.
((Okay, since earth is being remade, I'll assume that the "earth" me hasn't been created yet.))
Be the first organic AI driven tank, you know, like last time.
[6]
You're the first inside the potato. Militaries around the globe are trying to claim you.
Become a recurring mid-boss.
[4]
You're the Scrappy now. Great.
Be someone's overly large housecat.
[5]
You're in a crazy catlady apartment building. There are hundreds of cats here. They look to you in adoration.
>Fire upon a flying miko using tank cannon.
[6]
You use the BFG because reasons. The miko is splattered.
Aoroythe returns!
Assess damages and remaining resources.
[1]
This is a separate dimension trapped inside the antireality potato. You have no resources.
Form a new, independent country on botes!
((boats?))
[4]
Floating city returns! They look to you for guidance.
Hold a business meeting regarding commodities and the multiverse
[3]
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLEObtain steady supplly of cigars and shoe polish.
[4]
You are now a cigar and shoe polish dealer. Huh.
Catch potato. Slap on explosive and toss it back!
[1]
The potato starts beeping.
Beat you to it.You go flying off in a throttle with thousands of potato chunks.
THAT'S FOR TRAPPING ME INSIDE AN ANTI REALITY POTATOACQUIRE BACON
[4]
BACON GET
Stroll around in my gentlemenly ghost manner!
This happens.Survey my domain.
[3]
You're in a zoo with some other chimps.
how do I look??
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NGBmwTc5xtw/UGjAAV2FYKI/AAAAAAAAAaE/tAL5VbljK7Q/s1600/Scyther.jpgUse this URL instead, it works.
Jump into a plot portal!
[4]
You... actually enjoy this? Okay then.
lets see
Oh, I got one. Hehe, I got one.
PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTIONGet in in the action. Figure out what my avatar is.
[3]
You're a prototype sentient Xbox console. Unfortunately for the developers, you're a dick too.
Gain scientifically plausible "magic" powers.
[5]
Since you rolled a 5, I'll kit you out with what I give my GM avatars. The Nanoforge.Descend from New Nyx. Locate Earth and settle on Uluru.
[3]
You live on the giant rock. The government wants you off.
WALK INTO PLOT
[2]
((A plot you will get
))
Another one!
PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTION
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