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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

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Eh, don't care either way.
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NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 271471 times)

poketwo

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #135 on: May 09, 2014, 02:00:17 pm »

DEPLOY OPTIONAL-BOSS FINDANATOR 9000
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Endlessly recruiting!
« Reply #136 on: May 09, 2014, 03:08:25 pm »

((I kind of assumed he was on Earth already.))
Go to Earth.

[2]

None for you. You can sit on the moon.

"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"

Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas

[4]

Of course, mole ninjas. What else could it possibly be?

"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"

Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas

>Confirm this statement. (+1)

[5]

You are free to go!

Warp the Liberals through Nyx to the core of the Earth, resealing it.

[2]

Liberals are teleport proof. Nuts.

((I'm just glad I didn't get fried by the core being all cut up.))
Convince whoever or whatever decided to make me a sentient XBox to create a body for me. Leaving me with no way to affect change on the world is not okay, and they should feel bad enough to make me a Gundam body. Or a Zoids body. With weapons and a hard light projector.

[1]

A janitor comes in and farts on you.

Summon up the undead, by the millions!

[3]

You get two dogs and da_nang.

Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.

[3]

You build a single house.

Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.
head into the village and make myself at home with a magma bed

if village doesnt exist complain to dark paladin with pitchfork and torch.


[6]

You squash the house.

Set up my anti-potato cannons! Give them potatoes some flak!

[6]

The potatoes turn into white chunks.

Curses! UNLEASH WAVE 2

More potatoes!

Summon up the undead, by the millions!
Get summoned and teleport away. FOR FREEDOM!

[4]

Yeah. Enjoy being a zombie slave.

(Wouldn't the Earth's core just come back together through gravity and pressure? Even bisecting the entire planet shouldn't really do that much in the long-run, unless you had a means of pushing the halves apart.)

"Nooo! It's starting!"

Escape into imaginary sub-world.
((Yeah, but it still fucks with the magnetic field.))
[1]

There's not enough room. Your butt is stuck in an interdimensional portal.

Go hunting.

[3]

You try to catch a pigeon, but it escapes. NUTS

Attempt to leave the week long party

[2]

NO BRAKES ON THE PARTY TRAIN

> Unleash Dakka on NAV

[4]

NAV has lots of holes in him.

((3 5's in a row? Everything's coming up for me.))

Using the Nanoforge, build a device that allows crossversal travel.

[3]

Blocked by the antireality potato. It starts throwing potatoes at you.

Kill it! Kill the potato! Not exactly sure if any good will come of it, but still. KILL THE POTATO

"I AM THE PLOT"

IMPALE GM ON STAIRCASE


[1]

321COMPACT

You get crushed into a ball of mangled flesh.

Start a restaurant.

Put a feather in my cap

[1]

Your money gets taken away by social security because reasons.

arm-wrestle Godzilla

[2]

You can't find Godzilla.

FIND MORE OF THE SCYTHERS

[5]

You find like 90 of them. WINRAR

Transform into a giant frog.

[3]

You transform into a normal frog.

Go do as mother says.

[6]

*pets on head*

You get on your bike, immediately stack it, then you get back on and ride to his house. Success.

Then you see hear something, look up, and watch as a massive 'thing' crashes into the lake in front of you. KNOCKOUT

float in the wind and sponsor Rasilon

[4]

Floating. YEAH

Summon the timelord known as 'the Master'

[2]

Time Lords are douchebags. They are also really dumb. NONE FOR YOU

Find myself a nice cave in which to practice my combat techniques.

[5]

You roll into a deserted cave. Win.

Flee!

[4]

You just manage to get away.

Go bipedal and wave my arms about while shrieking and slowly advancing/circling. Direct eye contact, teeth out.

While I'm doing that, identify the young male- closed society is closed. Who is he, who belongs in his coalition and where are they? (Disguise the break in direct eye contact with exaggerated head swing-screams.)

[6]

The other monkey is a douchebag, who repeatedly tries to take control. He's smart and strong but pretty unsocial. He comes in and hits you with a stick.

DEPLOY OPTIONAL-BOSS FINDANATOR 9000

[1]

It explodes. (there's actually a reason why but not telling)
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Lyeos

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #137 on: May 09, 2014, 03:10:58 pm »

Flee into another player's cave!
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poketwo

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #138 on: May 09, 2014, 03:13:28 pm »

GATHER ME AND THE OTHER SCYTHERS TO FIND THE OPTIONAL BOSS
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #139 on: May 09, 2014, 03:21:28 pm »

Find my Star Spaceship thing.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #140 on: May 09, 2014, 03:22:34 pm »

FFFFFFFFFFFF
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
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WillowLuman

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #141 on: May 09, 2014, 03:29:09 pm »

(I don't have a butt!)

Leave imaginary butt behind so I can fit into the imaginary sub-dimension.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #142 on: May 09, 2014, 04:18:59 pm »

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #143 on: May 09, 2014, 04:23:21 pm »

Summon up manned fighter jets so they can shoot down the potatoes.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #144 on: May 09, 2014, 04:53:32 pm »

Signal the Time Lords to return
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #145 on: May 09, 2014, 05:01:04 pm »

Signal the Time Lords to return

Signal the Daleks to induce a war that will lead to some form of a plot.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #146 on: May 09, 2014, 05:04:45 pm »

(Goddamnit, I wanted to rip off Doctor Who but held back the entire time!)
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #147 on: May 09, 2014, 05:14:41 pm »

Remind Social Security that I'm disabled and they're supposed to be giving *me* money.((True story.))

Open restaurant with SSI benefits.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #148 on: May 09, 2014, 05:20:28 pm »

Start educating pupils. Form corps of elite Jedi.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Trapped inside a Potato
« Reply #149 on: May 09, 2014, 05:46:10 pm »

FFFFFFFFFFFF
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES

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