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[Yoink]

((I figure I should at least try to do something exciting- so far I've spent the entire game on a bender, hehe.
Need some pillaging to go with all this drinking!))

[Beirus]

Get Zeppelins.

More Zeppelins.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Silently make my way to a row boat and prepare it to drop off at a moments notice.

[4]Ye saw at the ropes just enough that yer weight would cause it ta drop.

CRASH SPACESHIP INTO SILVERSMITH FROM ORBIT

[4]Orbital strike inbound!!! Ye destroy the entire wharf. Good job. * eye roll *

>Scout the tavern for any lowlifes Jim and I could form a crew with!
Also: DRINK MOAR GROG

[3]Arrgh, most o' tha men in this tavern are past their sailin' ages.
[5]MOAR GROG!!! Ye start ta see everythin' funny. After a while it evens out an' ye take another pint. Ye an Jim rack up quite tha tab.

STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES

[6]Ye overload yer ship an' cannot get outta port.

Drop off my loot!

Relax at the hideout!

[3]Ye notice a ship headin' inta tha cave after ye.
[3]Ye send a lookout man an' ye try to relax hopin' it's not another pirate

Serve my time

[6]Ye be servin' time in the prison. Ye have two turns ta go. (( Sorry matey, but it was a six... Ye can still roll to try ta escape again, if ye like. ))

Sneeze

Clap

[6]Ye sneeze with such intensity that yer gold tooth flies out and hits yer wife in tha back o' tha head. She is not pleased.
[1]Ye think it might be too inappropriate at this particular moment.

Get Zeppelins.

More Zeppelins.

[3]Ye dinnae have tha fuel to pilot the zepplins.
[3]Ye dinnae have tha fuel to pilot the zepplins.

(( Roll(1d6)+0:
3,+0
Total:3

Roll(1d6)+0:
3,+0
Total:3
Just proof.))

[blazing glory]

Observe tha crew.

[poketwo]

HAVE A FEAST WITH THE EXTRA FOOD

[Worldmaster27]

Grumble and get the men ready for combat!

Take defensive positions and prepare to defend our loot!

[Lyeos]

Apologize!

Trim my beard!

[Beirus]

((Wait, is Worldmaster's hideout also my hideout because he became a member of my fleet, or is it a different hideout?))

Send part of my fleet, maybe 5 ships or so, to help Worldmaster27 defend the hideout.

Acquire enough fuel and resources to get a bonus to Zeppelin making rolls.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Wait, is Worldmaster's hideout also my hideout because he became a member of my fleet, or is it a different hideout?))

(( That makes sense. Also, there's really only so many caves out there, so we're gonna say yes. ))

[LordSlowpoke]

PILLAGE RUBBLE

[TamerVirus]

try to bribe a guard with my booze stockpile

[CaptainMcClellan]

Observe tha crew.

[6]The crew be paying attention ta tha ghost ship. Except fer one, who ye accidentally made eye-contact with...

"Oi! Tha Captain's tryin' ta escape without us again!"

HAVE A FEAST WITH THE EXTRA FOOD

[6]FEAST! All yer men wake tha next day sick from overindulgence. 'Twas quite tha wild night though, eh matey!? On tha good half o' things, tha town loves ye fer yer "generosity" ( not realizing that it was in fact their supplies and all that ye used ) on tha downside, it'll probably be a day or two until ye can set sail again.

Grumble and get the men ready for combat!

Take defensive positions and prepare to defend our loot!

[4]* grumble, grumble, grumble * Ye sound tha alarm an' get yer men ready.
[5]"ARGGGH!!! ARE YE WITH ME MATEYS!?" ye call out, yer voice echoing in tha cavern.

"AYE! AYE! CAPTAIN!" comes tha rousin' cheer.

Apologize!

Trim my beard!

[3]She rolls her eyes. Somethin' tells ye that ye'll be sleepin' in tha parlor tonight.
[5]Ye trim it down to a very fashionable beard and moustache. Quite elegant and fitting with the times.

((Wait, is Worldmaster's hideout also my hideout because he became a member of my fleet, or is it a different hideout?))

Send part of my fleet, maybe 5 ships or so, to help Worldmaster27 defend the hideout.

Acquire enough fuel and resources to get a bonus to Zeppelin making rolls.

[5]All five ships make it ta tha hideout with deft speed! "THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!" Them grubby pirate-pirating pirates won't know what hit 'em.
[3]Ye acquire enow fuel to keep yer current zepplin runnin' no more.

PILLAGE RUBBLE

[6]PILLAGING INTESIFIES! PILLAGING OVERLOAD. ( Take that as you interpret it. )

try to bribe a guard with my booze stockpile

[6]He demands ye tell him where the booze is beforehand.

Surrender and join Beirus's crew.

[5]Ye all drop yer arms, hold up yer arms, and raise a white flag. After some negotiations on tha cut ye'll get, ye join the mighty crew of Dread Pirate Beirus! Now ye no longer be trespassin' and all is good.

[blazing glory]

Time to make me escape!

Jump onto the row boat and row fer ma life!

You can keep yer stupid gold!

[Worldmaster27]

((Lots of sixes and fives that round.))

With the added help of the Dread Pirate Ships, get on our ships and bring war to the pirate pirates!
Okay, now let everyone relax. Including the new guys.

Reveal to everyone my plans for getting tons of loot for all of us.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Lots of sixes and fives that round.))

((Shh! You'll jinx it! Also, the invading pirates are now your allies, having surrendered and agreed to share their booty with you and Beirus whenever they raid. Beirus is well on his way to becoming Admiral of an entire Pirate Navy. But anyway, you can modify your action if you need to. ))