We picked up Oddball and we decided she needed some intensive training. Diglett cave would suffice.
Oddball: Oddish oddish! (Ooooh! Look at all the flowers! Lalalalalalaaa...)
Red: Well Oddball, its time to train. Start using absorb on those Diglett!
Oddball: Oddish odd! (Lalalalalaaa flowerrrrsss!)
Red: Err... Oddball, use absorb?
Oddball: Odd oddish! (OOOOH! Dandelions! Wheeeeeeee!)
Red: Ummm... Oh! Hey Oddball! You see those mole things!? They're trying to destroy your flowers! If any of them dig, Karrie will get them! So take them out before they go under!
Oddball: Oddi!? (WHAT!?!?!)
Oddball used absorb! Super effective! Diglett fainted!
Hours of training and 8 levels later...
What!? Oddball is evolving!
Oddball: Oddish? (What's happening!? Where did all my flowers go?)
Red: Finally... Maybe she won't be so inclined to get into trouble
Congratulations! Oddball evolved into Gloom!
Oddball: Gloom gloo! (I evolved?)
Red: Yes! She is no longer-
Oddball: Gloo gloom! (Oh my god... LOOK AT ALL THE MUSHROOMS!)
Red: ... Argh... I'll just deal with it...
After Oddball evolved, we made our way back through the way that we last say Jangles alive, all of us but Oddball slightly mourning. We defeated countless trainers, but what came was the cave...
Red: Alright, Draco, can you use your tail flame to lighten up the place?
Draco: Char... Char? (Nope. This place is still dark... Wait, whats that noise?)
A WILD ZUBAT APPEARED! x50
Red: OH DEAR GOD! Draco, get on Karrie's back and start pegging them while we go deeper into the cave!
Red: Spike! Use thrash and take them out!
Spike: Nidoking! (Got it mafah!)
Nidoking used thrash! Zubat fainted! x50
Red: Well... At least we can go on without another interruptio-
HIKER WANTS TO BATTLE!
Hiker: I AM A MASTER TACTICIAN!
Red: Spike, thrash his geodude!
Hiker: GEODUDE! MASTER TACTICIAN ATTACK!
Geodude used self destruct!
Red: SPIKE!
Spike: Nido... (Oh god...)
GEODUDE FAINTED!
Spike: Nido... Nid... (Go on without me... Master, you go on ya crazy mafah...)
Red: *bawls out into tears* SPIIIIIIIIIIIKKEEEEE!!!!!
The others stared at me for mourning the loss of the first pokemon I ever caught. Draco felt my pain and loss, because Spike, despite being an asshole at times, was a close and dear friend of ours, and helped us out in his own special way. We buried him in the cave, thanks to Jor, who despite his dark hunger, dug the grave using dig. We headed out to grab another ally, but we were met with a new one...
Voltorb: Volt! (BZZZZ! TARGET AQUIRED! SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT! BZZZZ!)
Red: Oh HELL no! Oddball! He's going to blow up all your mushrooms! Weaken him!
Oddball: Gloo! (OH NO YOU DON'T! DON'T TOUCH MY MUSHROOMS!)
Oddball used absorb!
Voltorb: Voltorb! (ERROR! ERROR! SELF-DESTRUCT NOT FOUND!)
Red: Get in the ball you bastard!
Red threw a pokeball! Voltorb was caught!
Red: I'm gonna call you... Kreig. What TMs do we have?
Kreig: Volt! (OPERATION: SUCESS. NEW NAME GIVEN: KREIG. I AM KREIG)
Red checked the bag!
Red: Wait- you can learn teleport!?
Kreig: Volt (OPERATION COMPATIBLE. KREIG CAN LEARN TELEPORT.)
Kreig learned teleport! Kreig learned thunderbolt!
And then began training for Kreig...