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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 111025 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #945 on: September 16, 2014, 03:31:47 pm »

"Your days are numbered, Duke!"
Keep attempting to murderise the Duke.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #946 on: September 16, 2014, 03:45:36 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #947 on: September 16, 2014, 09:31:37 pm »

(That's one hell of a bad luck streak. Hope it won't extend to the fourth turn in a row.)

Nicholas stood up, clinging on to life only due to his hatred for the gods.
"Ha! Even the best of you altar-humpers failed to silence the voice of Yerusalean outrage; what chance do you have? Come at me, you imperial dogs! Fetch!"

Defend Sir Eric.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #948 on: September 16, 2014, 11:04:09 pm »

"You'll be dead in no time, Yerusalean heretic!"
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #949 on: September 16, 2014, 11:43:12 pm »

defend the duke!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #950 on: September 17, 2014, 07:02:33 am »

Defend the Duke at all cost!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #951 on: September 17, 2014, 07:21:51 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #952 on: September 17, 2014, 01:15:01 pm »

Captain Obvious obviously had to rouse his men first because their prior performance was terrible. It did have its effect in a long run.

Just as Sir Brenzen's squire began defending Holy Duke, so did Nicholas the Unholy start defending Sir Eric.

Nicholas the Unholy quickly had to intercept one enemy - it was Sir Rainor. The momentum and the fighting spirit of Sir Rainor was high, but Nicholas had his shield and skills and was hell-bent on distracting the enemy form the Sir Eric. And he did! After several lengthy seconds, Sir Rainor was worn down, unable to get through the defenses of Nicholas the Unholy.

In the meanwhile, Ron attacked Nathaniel Strange. In a strange turn of events, Nathaniel managed to preemptively counter his enemy and stab him in the face. Just like that, Ron have perished, a gaping, bleeding hole in place of his left eye.

Sir Eric then tried to get to Holy Duke, but was swiftly intercepted by Sir Brenzen's squire. The heavily armored youth had little problem in deflecting, parrying and merely absorbing the blows with his mighty armor.

It was that moment, when Nathaniel Strange attacked Holy Duke. Strange things occured again and Holy Duke found himself staring down at the spear of smaller man poking him through his shoulder pad, striking his apparently inviolable flesh. He grunted in annoyance; it would take several more such attacks to kill him.

Seeing what happened, Sir Hansan V decided to protect Holy Duke. In the same moment, Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse tried his chances against Nathaniel Strange. The entropy hiccuped and it was Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse who got his cheek slashed by the tiny blade of Nathaniel.

Then, That Guy Over There attacked Holy Duke, only to be intercepted by Sir Hansan V. The two battled for a while, parrying each other's attacks, but it was clear that no one was going to win that one.


Stereotype Man reinforces Team A!
Team A no longer fights defensively.
Team B still fights offensively.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #953 on: September 17, 2014, 01:19:40 pm »

"Oh dear. Such an auspicious start."

Stab Nick again, or Nathaniel Strange if Nick's dead.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #954 on: September 17, 2014, 01:25:38 pm »

"Pray to god, or be prey!"
Fire at the biggest infidel in the enemy lines.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #955 on: September 17, 2014, 01:33:57 pm »

"Hah! You think you can stop me!? You cannot, puny man, for I am That Guy Over There!"
Attack the Duke again!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #956 on: September 17, 2014, 01:36:57 pm »

"My Lord!"

Hack my way to the Duke. Preferably, through sir Eric. Or that strange disturbance.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #957 on: September 17, 2014, 01:40:56 pm »

"God is dead! Onwards, comrades! Crush the Duke!"

The Duke will fall!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #958 on: September 17, 2014, 04:04:53 pm »

"You will not stop me!"
Attack Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #959 on: September 17, 2014, 06:30:28 pm »

Defend the Holy Duke

"Rally around your duke, Palatine!"
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