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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 111053 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #930 on: September 12, 2014, 04:48:57 pm »

Attack somebody
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #931 on: September 12, 2014, 11:06:52 pm »

Yes, murder the duke!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #932 on: September 13, 2014, 02:47:01 am »

Attack strongest enemy!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #933 on: September 16, 2014, 01:22:42 pm »

With new boost of courage, Killian von Death went after Sir Hansan V. With his skillful dance of a gazelle, the swordsman managed to tire down his opponent and then STAB! The blade struck him in the chest, poking him and forcing the blood to leak out delicately. Someone needs to work his stabs a bit.

But then we have Sir Brenzen's squire protecting Holy Duke, just as Nicholas the Unholy was about to attack him! Sir Brenzen's squire easily managed to put off an effective defense, not letting his opponent to get within five metres to the Duke.

Meanwhile, Sir Rainor attacked Sir Eric. Alas, the latter was quite good at parrying and evading, and he managed to absconsd without a single wound.

Right afterwards, The Revolutionary tried his skills against the Holy Duke. The giant in armor roared in laughter and then rushed his newest opponent. The Revolutionary was overwhelmed by the counter-attack. Holy Duke seized the opportunity, and smashed his enchanted mace against The Revolutionary's back - the breaking spine cracked like a thunder as life escaped The Revolutionary with his last sigh.

Ron then picked a target at random - and it was Killian von Death. For this one moment, the prancing and dancing didn't help Killian in evading death. It came in a series of several powerful swings that he dodged but they thrust him out of the balance, and the final strike smashed into his face, snapping the neckbones and propelling his body backwards.

Sir Eric stood proudly before Holy Duke, who laughed once more. "Another worm, come at me, then!" And they danced and fenced and it was quite a surprise for the Holy Duke when the wounded, hapless rebel smashed his morning star against his abdomen, bruising the flesh undearneath. "You rebel scum! You've just forfeit the life of your family and friends! The body of Palatinean heir is inviolable!"

Right afterwards, Nathaniel Strange tried to help his comrade against Holy Duke, but the latter this time had been a little more cautious; they danced and fenced but Holy Duke managed to keep his guard up and this time didn't suffer an ego-shattering blow.

Seeing his master in peril, Sir Hansan V moved to the front of Palatinean leader and protected him with own body.

Meanwhile, Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse ought to punish Sir Eric for raising his hand at Holy Duke. Alas, the gods in the heaven and underground were apparently smiling at Sir Eric. Not only he had struck successfully at Holy Duke, but he now managed to avoid being killed by Tales with combination of parries and jumps.

"And I heard you had something to say?" Holy Duke angrily approached Nicholas the Unholy, and The Punisher swung so hard it made the air hiss, as if the anger flowed through the weapon. And lo and behold, the magical mace managed to lift Nicholas the Unholy during the strike. Yet Nicholas the Unholy was still alive - the gods were fickle this time, it seems.


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Team A still fights defensively.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #934 on: September 16, 2014, 01:25:28 pm »

The usual suspects are Sir Eric and Nicholas the Unholy - stab one or the other! Alternatively, stab whatever Yerusalean scum is the lightest-armored.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #935 on: September 16, 2014, 01:30:17 pm »

"A true knight of Yerusalea does not fall easily, Duke. Now, allow me to stain the battlefield with your blood once more."

Attack the Holy Duke!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #936 on: September 16, 2014, 01:36:42 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #937 on: September 16, 2014, 01:52:56 pm »

"You will do this only after I'm done with you!"

Murder Sir Eric. Bloodily.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #938 on: September 16, 2014, 01:55:44 pm »

"Then come at me! Let me see if your axe is worthy of claiming my life!"

Did I just aggro everyone in Team A?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #939 on: September 16, 2014, 01:59:37 pm »

"Then come at me! Let me see if your axe is worthy of claiming my life!"

Did I just aggro everyone in Team A?
Hardly. But your success is still a good reason to try & kill you instead of protecting the Duke (not that he really needs protection).
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #940 on: September 16, 2014, 02:04:14 pm »

Well, so far 2 out of 5 are attempting to murder me in a most gruesome manner.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #941 on: September 16, 2014, 02:11:26 pm »

Make that 3/5 now. Hit em wit a wreckin' ball
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #942 on: September 16, 2014, 02:30:13 pm »

"Attack the Duke, comrades! If we kill him, the day is ours!"
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #943 on: September 16, 2014, 02:41:37 pm »

Murderise the Holy Duke!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #944 on: September 16, 2014, 02:46:19 pm »

"Wait a minute, Sir Eric has some mail on him. Oh woe."

Stab Nicholas the Unholy, or alternatively the lightest-armored enemy available.
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