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[Harry Baldman]

"Lion! Ye still not dead?"

Kill the bastard!

"Defend, dumbass, or you'll get skewered!"

[Digital Hellhound]

'Don't intervene or I'll cut you too, you sack of ill-grown potatoes!'

[Harry Baldman]

'Don't intervene or I'll cut you too, you sack of ill-grown potatoes!'

"Who's talking to you, you urine-soaked scarecrow amateur sodomite? This is between me and my wife, and don't you get in the middle of our domestic dispute!"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Some very interesting RPing there.))

[Digital Hellhound]

'Ha! I'm not the only one who's been between you and your wife, I can guarantee that! You whelp, you're not good enough to even kiss the dirt on my boots!'

(Verbal combat for Medieval Fodder 3?)

[Harry Baldman]

'Ha! I'm not the only one who's been between you and your wife, I can guarantee that! You whelp, you're not good enough to even kiss the dirt on my boots!'

(Verbal combat for Medieval Fodder 3?)

"Ah, of course! Those chancres, those rashy hands, your gummatous head! The telltale dripping sound! The persistent air of shame, overcompensation and frustration! It all makes sense now!"

[Digital Hellhound]

'You fiend! That is a confidential matter between me and my physician! You blackheart, you knave, I'll teach you some manners! WITH MY SWORD!'

(I didn't think that, out of all possible things, I'd be looking up syphilis-related words for this game.)

[HmH]

It was Sir Rainor, or rather his mighty axe, that struck Bulk in the head, cleaving his face and causing him death.

This is between me and my wife, and don't you get in the middle of our domestic dispute!

"Check your eyes, Flopsack. Your 'wife' is male. Given your feats of so-called bravery, I dare say he's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Defend The Lion.

[Harry Baldman]

'You fiend! That is a confidential matter between me and my physician! You blackheart, you knave, I'll teach you some manners! WITH MY SWORD!'

(I didn't think that, out of all possible things, I'd be looking up syphilis-related words for this game.)

"You'd best be careful with your sword! Though it may feel like it's on fire right now, more fencing's not going to make it better!"

"Check your eyes, Flopsack. Your 'wife' is male. Given your feats of so-called bravery, I dare say he's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

"Oh, aren't you just the cutest little man. I'd pat you on the head if it wasn't a bit put off by how many of Lion's latest innovative burnings, ominous tinglings and copious seepings I could catch in that manner."

[darkpaladin109]

Name: Iron Dwarf
Side: B
Skill: Beard Friend
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

[Sarrak]

Both wanting to finish his ally and admiring his ridiculous proficiency at foulmouthing an enemy (as if to compensate for actual battle skill), sir Rainor crept closer to the distracted Lion - only to be intercepted by Nicholas.

"Hah, another one comes! Fine, I'll deal with you before I see his guts on the groud!"

[Kingbodz]

Attack weakest enemy!

[Haspen]

Name: Iron Dwarf
Side: B
Skill: Beard Friend
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

Added!

[Tavik Toth]

Defend!

[hops]

Attack weakest foe!