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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113226 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #795 on: August 18, 2014, 09:21:08 am »

Fools! You cannot kill THE LION!

Attack the strongest member of the enemy team. I fear nothing! DEATH FEARS ME!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #796 on: August 18, 2014, 10:13:01 am »

Defend!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #797 on: August 18, 2014, 10:10:09 pm »

Defend The Bulk.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #798 on: August 19, 2014, 05:53:22 am »

Maim the strongest enemy
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #799 on: August 19, 2014, 05:57:05 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #800 on: August 19, 2014, 10:03:34 am »

Grind my boot in Le Draco's face, then attack the weakest enemy.

((I've survived a long time considering how bad my gear is.))
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #801 on: August 20, 2014, 09:19:10 am »

Attack The Incredible Bulk!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #802 on: August 21, 2014, 01:43:10 pm »

As Escape from Lee Harvey Flophouse inspired his companions, the lady of war prepared her skull goblet as much blood was going to pour.

The first duo, Canon Fader and his target, David Redclaw, didn't spill a single drop for the lady, as Canon's axe was parried and blocked by David's shield.

Then Killian von Death attacked Escape from Lee Harvey Flophouse, trying to kill the commander before he does more damage to the rebels' chances. Alas, Escape was faster than Killian and with a quick counter-offensive, he cut into Killian von Death's left side.

Then it was David Redclaw; he attacked Escape from Lee Harvey Flophouse, but from other side. As if omniscient, Escape turned around in that moment and, like a moment ago, with vicious counterattack he left a deep cut over David Redclaw's legs.

The Incredible Bulk attacked Sir Rainor, and more blood was spilled; Bulk's halberd struck the Palatinean soldier in the chest, puncturing his flesh deeply, and it was a miracle that no important organ was harmed!

In midst of this, Sir Hansan IV took on defensive stance. Moments later, another spill of blood filled the goblet of lady of war; as The Lion, surely unhappy with his fellow rebels' fighting, took it upon himself to harm Escape from Lee Harvey Flophouse, and harm he did! The powerful strike with two-handed sword struck Escape in the left shoulder, cutting through supposedly thick plate armor.

Right afterwards, Sir Brenzen's squire chanced upon The Incredible Bulk. With enough speed and determination, he managed to strike deep into his enemy's body, drawing blood straight from his gut.

Nicholas the Unholy saw this and immediatelly rushed to Bulk's side, taking on protective stan- Lo! Not a second have passed and Nicholas had to protect himself from vicious offensive of Sir Rainor! But in the end, it wasn't enough - Sir Rainor's axe managed to strike The Lion in the chest, so hard that The Lion saw dark spots in front of himself for a moment!

The lady of war smiled and drank from her goblet, which was filled with fresh blood, that was drawn from oh so many soldiers this minute...


No deaths this time!
Team B no longer fights offensively!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #803 on: August 21, 2014, 01:50:18 pm »

Hey what now, I didn't sign up to take blows for anyone else! Damnit, Not-So-Incredible Bulk, I better be getting good money for this.

Attack Nicholas the Unholy. Cut him into pretty ribbons and mail them to his mother.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #804 on: August 21, 2014, 01:54:42 pm »

"The lady of war, she is a sluggardly drunk, is she not? I do believe she will pass out in a pool of her own vomit tonight. Serves the silly woman right. One should know their limits!"

Defend! Or Parry! Or whatever it is that gives me the full shield bonus!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #805 on: August 21, 2014, 02:48:39 pm »

Murder Canon Fader
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #806 on: August 21, 2014, 04:02:25 pm »

Defend The Lion.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #807 on: August 21, 2014, 04:49:30 pm »

Finish Redclaw!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #808 on: August 21, 2014, 05:31:08 pm »

"As you hurt me - you must die!"

Attack the Incredible Bulk!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #809 on: August 21, 2014, 08:35:28 pm »

Defend!
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