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[Tavik Toth]

Attack next weakest foe!

[Tiruin]

Fire upon Dragon; if dead, shoot Canon.

[Haspen]

squidgen (auto'd)
BlitzDungeoneer
Playergamer
Harry Baldman
Tavik Toth
DigitalHellhound
Sheb
Tiruin
Hawk132
Objective

Oh one more then v:

[swordsmith04]

I'm away for a few weeks, please don't kill the thread.

(From Sheb's Europe thread)

[Haspen]

[ANGST_INTENSIFIES]

Someone from his group post for him.

[Salsacookies]

Dwarfy attacks guy with lowest HP

[Haspen]

The fresh blood mingled with the old wounds, and Dragon McPillagePants was the first of this mix; he attacked Rikke, but the proud rebel stabbed back at the draconian. However, the dagger isn't very good against thick, scaled skin of Dragon McPillagePants, and he doesn't get even scratched.

Nearby, Le Draco steeled himself and lifted his shield, just as Canon Fader rushed toward him! That was more than enough, as Canon Fader had problems getting a clear strike. Clang clang clang, went the shield when Canon actually swung his sword right.

Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge went after Dragon McPillagePants. The mighty drakeman soon felt the heavy morningstar smash against his ribs, the scale not doing much against the blunt force of the strike.

Sir Hansan III then looked for an easy prey and he found one: Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge! With the two-handed sword held high, the soldier of Palatine rushed forth and decapitated his target with one swift strike to the neck. A feat worthy of song, provided anyone remembers this event.

Grog the Eviscerator in the meanwhile tried to get rid of Le Draco. Alas, it was as if some goddess protected Le Draco, for Grog's attacks were sluggish, allowing the rebel drake to evade them with ease.

Right afterwards, Le Draco found himself under attack from Dwarfy McCann! The man clad in dwarven mail acted faster than Grog, so this time Le Draco had to work his feet and use his shield - and yet again, he managed to escape the harm's way!

TWANG! Went someone's crossbow. It was Rikke's! The bolt flew with a swishing noise and struck Dragon McPillagePants in the head. Scales, chainmail, all this for naught, the deadly projectile smashing the bone and flesh and brain inside Dragon's head.

Sir Evan then tried to defeat Grog the Eviscerator. However, the axemaster had his large shield and blocked Sir Evan's strikes one after another. Alas! That didn't help him when Killian von Death went after him! The agile sword-wielder danced around Grog until an opportunity presented itself - and he struck Grog the Eviscerator in the heart, the long sword eagerly piercing the leather and skin and flesh, striking down the axemaster.

Sir Brenzen's ghost and Torpor Knight of Team A come onto the battefield!
Andrew Verney reinforces Team B!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Squidgen's Guy: Auto attack random enemy every turn if action isn't placed by owner.

Roll for random enemy: 3, Rikke
Roll for Dragon McPillagePants: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for Rikke: 4 = 4
Roll for damage: 2-1-1 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Defend!

Le Draco Defends himself!

Attack Le Draco.

Roll for Canon Fader: 1
Roll for Le Draco: 3

Nothing happens.

Smash Dragon McPillagePants as my very next trick!

Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge: 6
Roll for Dragon McPillagePants: 3, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-1 = 4dmg

Dragon McPillagePants has 3/7HP!

Attack next weakest foe!

??
Enemy with lowest HP: Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge
Roll for Sir Hansan III: 5
Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-1 = 4dmg

Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge has -2/4HP!
Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge has perished!

Slice and dice Le Draco.

Roll for Grog the Eviscerator: 1
Roll for Le Draco: 5

Nothing happens.

Dwarfy attacks guy with lowest HP

=Le Draco
Roll for Dwarfy McCann: 4
Roll for Le Draco: 1, +1, +2 = 4

Nothing happens.

Fire upon Dragon; if dead, shoot Canon.

Roll for Rikke: 6, +2 = 8
Roll for Dragon McPillagePants: 5, +1 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 5+1-1 = 5dmg

Dragon McPillagePants has -2/7HP!
Dragon McPillagePants has been slain!

Impale Dragon McPillagePants on my sword! If he's dead, attack enemy with lowest health.

Roll for enemy with lowest HP: 2, Grog the Eviscerator
Roll for Sir Evan: 3
Roll for Grog the Eviscerator: 1, +2 = 3

Nothing happens.

Attack the guy with the lowest HP!

Roll for enemy with lowest HP: 2, Grog the Eviscerator
Roll for Killian von Death: 5
Roll for Grog the Eviscerator: 1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1 = 4dmg

Grog the Eviscerator has 0/4HP left!
Grog the Eviscerator has been eviscerated!

REGEN:
Le Draco now has 4/7HP!

[Salsacookies]

Dwarfy Attacks Le Draco, once again

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Keep defending!

[4maskwolf]

attack an enemy who killed one of my allies last turn.

[Harry Baldman]

Name: Curse of Lee Harvey Flophouse
Side: A
Skill: Two-Handed Mastery
HP:
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:

[Hawk132]

Attack the Torpor Knight! If he's dead, I'll have my revenge and attack Sir Brenzen's ghost.

[Playergamer]

Attack Le Draco.

[Haspen]

Yet another Flophouse added to the waitlist :V!

[Tavik Toth]

Defend!