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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #525 on: July 02, 2014, 05:41:54 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #526 on: July 03, 2014, 10:05:38 am »

"Fight, fight on for Yerusalea! For freedom!" Prince Salem roused his soldiers to fight more offensively.

Lord Nathan Bladeheart, bleeding and wounded, stood in front of his prince, just like Drake Knight once again took upon himself to defend Sir Brenzen from harm.

Dragon McPillagePants then sets his eyes on the Prince, but first he has to deal with Lord Nathan Bladeheart. And the wounded nobleman performs his defensive duty splendidly, wearing down the Dragon before the enemy gives up and steps away.

In the meanwhile, Le Draco jumped upon Urist the Crappy. The spear clinked and plinked against the armor, but this time the spearhead couldn't find a weak spot to penetrate; the dwarven steel fulfills it's duty to protect Urist quite well!

Dorai then tries to finish off Sir Brenzen, but once more it is Drake Knight who distracts the attacker! With fury, Dorai strikes his enemy in the head, slicing open his cheek. But the blood sizzles and the draconic man steps away, rubbing the wound that was already boiling and mending itself.

Urist the Crappy, in the same time, turtles up, hiding behind his shield, forming an almost unpenetrable but passive man-fortress outta himself.

With a yell of pain, Lou Tenant loses his life; Sir Brenzen rushed upon him and the mighty battleax struck from above. Slicing into the shoulder, it then mercilessly slid downwards, crushing the bone and ribs, slicing the lung and heart nad the organs beneath, before the axe's head rested just above Lou Tenant's groin. He gurgles and sighs the last as he falls onto the ground, gushing blood and torn intestines making a loud 'squish' when his body finally falls upon solid ground.

Canon Fader then takes a try against Lord Nathan Bladeheart. And lo! The veteran is wounded once again, the noble blood trickling from another wound. Lord Nathan's vision blurs for a moment and knees feel weak; a sure warning that his body isn't going to withstand another wound, no matter how small it shall be.

*PLINK PLINK!* Goes a rapier when Sir Murderhappy pokes Urist the Crappy in the back. The heavily armored man glares dissapprovingly at his assailant whilst laughing mockingly at him in spirit.


Lee Harvey Flophouse's Revenge appears to reinforce Team B!
Team B continues fighting offensively.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #527 on: July 03, 2014, 10:12:14 am »

Btw new poll.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #528 on: July 03, 2014, 10:17:15 am »

Finish Bladeheart already!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #529 on: July 03, 2014, 10:17:30 am »

Attack Sir Lee Harvey Flophouse's revenge.

Also, three down, still five bazillion to go.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #530 on: July 03, 2014, 10:37:32 am »

Defend.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #531 on: July 03, 2014, 10:41:10 am »

My death was the effect of a capitalist plot against good, socialist workers.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #532 on: July 03, 2014, 10:56:19 am »

Kill Sir Brenzen.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #533 on: July 03, 2014, 10:56:54 am »

Attempt to murder Sir Brenzen.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #534 on: July 03, 2014, 10:59:31 am »

Attempt to murder Sir Brenzen.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #535 on: July 03, 2014, 03:23:54 pm »

Defend Sir Brenzen!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #536 on: July 03, 2014, 03:39:11 pm »

Defend Sir Brenzen!
Attack this fool!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #537 on: July 03, 2014, 07:36:42 pm »

"I am of the forward guard of the Holy Defenders of Faith, the shield of the righteous, from a long and pure bred family dedicated to the defense of the the holy, and the strongest of my line with the blood of the true dragons! You dare to accuse me of treachery, of my line in their service to the holy order?" The mailed drake snarled.

"I am not your brother, wyvern-blood. I am your enemy."

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #538 on: July 03, 2014, 07:56:58 pm »

((Side B doesn't get reinforcements given the loss of Lou Tenant?
Also I'm pondering 'what just happened' given that we were winning while I was alive [I missed everything else it seems :/]))
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Fodder desperately needed!
« Reply #539 on: July 03, 2014, 08:00:30 pm »

Lee Harvey joined on when Lou bit it. Also marksmen happened, is my guess.
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