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[GiglameshDespair]

Oh, yeah.
Chainmail, large shield, axe, if I may.

[squidgen]

"This looks like the end for me, but don't think yer all getting out of this alive! FOR PALENTINE!"

Shoot Issallu Verdo

[Tiruin]

Oh, yeah.
Chainmail, large shield, axe, if I may.

Can't do that sir, just the weapon. Haspen told me in advance what I got.
You may only ask for the weapon when you're a Commander.

[Haspen]

He had chainmail rolled anyway and I gave him axe now

[Nerjin]

"No one avenges a fair maiden like Gaston!"

Attack Lee Harvey Flophouse

[Beirus]

((Blitz, you copycat. You stole my paraphrased line.  .))
Avenge Jase Bladeheart, kill Bubin. Or go kill Kirby II if Bubin is dead before I attack him.

[Xanmyral]

"Almost got yah on the spit I did, but I like 'em well done!"

Finish Bubbins, if he's dead go off the remaining marksman.

Edit: *Grumblestupidphonegrumble*

[Haspen]

Waiting for a post from:

Nerjin
squidgen
darkpaladin109
Xanmyral
BladeMasterModel42
Harry Baldman
BlitzDungeoneer
Beirus

[darkpaladin109]

MURDER BUBIN OR KIRBY
I DONT CARE WHOM

[Haspen]

Here comes Gaston LaFou, rushing like a bull, to avenge his fair maiden! He swings his axe in fury, fury that Lee Harvey Flophouse cannot evade! The sharp edge of the axe cut deep into the marksman's side, spilling his precious Flophouse blood onto the green grass below.

Swish! Goes the bolt released by Bubin, and with unseen speed and lodges into Issallu Verdo's left thigh, piercing the chainmail, stabbing the muscle and poking the bone. Blood leaks out of the puncture wound as Issallu grumbles in pain and anger.

In the very same moment, Barnabus von Beardington XVII tries his skill against Kirby the Second. He attacks with force, alas, Kirby the Second has a large shield that he uses with no hesitation to block the powerful swings and smashings.

Tallow Knight then went after Bubin, to finish off the stubborn marksman. Lo and behold as Bubin clings to his life even more and then stabs Tallow Knight in the chest. But dagger against chainmail isn't very dangerous combination, and thusly for the Tallow Knight it felt like a poke, like a simple tickle.

But then with a loud crunch came the flail of Issallu Verdo with a visit to the face of Bubin. Blood and teeth were sent flying away as the shatered skull ended the life of brave crossbowman.

Watching the scene and drooling over the corpse of fallen dark mistress, Lee Harvey Flophouse reloads his murderous crossbow.

Then Kirby the Second decides to not be worse than Barnabus von Beardington XVII and counterattacks! Alas, Barnabus quickly takes the initiative and starts delivering mighty blows. But, Kirby knows the drill and quickly raises his shield, protecting himself from the possibly lethal attacks.

"Hark, die you scum!" Roars Alec Bladeheart, "This for Bladehearts!" He continues as his attack brings his magical sword closer and closer to Kirby's flesh. There! A cut on the cheek! Blood trickles, blade glows hungrily - Alec Bladeheart scores a wound.

Betarius reinforces Team A!

But Team A is still at numerical disadvantage!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SOLDIERS:

"No one avenges a fair maiden like Gaston!"

Attack Lee Harvey Flophouse

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 6 = 6
Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Lee Harvey Flophouse has 2/5HP left!

Shoot Issallu Verdo

Roll for Bubin: 3, +2 = 5
Roll for Issallu Verdo: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+2-2 = 2dmg

Issallu Verdo has 5/7HP left!

MURDER BUBIN OR KIRBY
I DONT CARE WHOM

Roll for enemy: 2, Kirby the Second
Roll for Barnabus von Beardington XVII: 5 = 5
Roll for Kirby the Second: 3, +2 = 5

Nothing happens.

Finish Bubbins

Roll for Tallow Knight: 3 = 3, lost!
Roll for Bubin: 5 = 5
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Tallow Knight has 6/9HP left!

Finish Bubin!

Roll for Issallu Verdo: 6 = 6
Roll for Bubin: 3, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 1!

Bubin has 0/6HP left!
Bubin has been killed!

Reload!

Lee Harvey Flophouse reloads.

Smash Barnabus' face in.

Roll for Kirby the Second: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for Barnabus von Beardington XVII: 4

Nothing happens.

Or go kill Kirby II if Bubin is dead before I attack him.

Roll for Alec Bladeheart: 5 = 5
Roll for Kirby the Second: 2, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Kirby the Second has 6/7HP left!

[Nerjin]

"No one attacks Lee Harvey Oswald a second time like Gaston!"

[Harry Baldman]

"No one attacks Lee Harvey Oswald a second time like Gaston!"

"Wait! I sees another tosser with treasure!"

Ignore Gaston and shoot Alec Bladeheart... in the face!

[squidgen]

Name: Nubib
Skill: Marksman (bow)
Side: A

((I miss the dagger of uber evasion already.))

[darkpaladin109]

SMASH UP THAT LEE HARVEY GUY, YEAH

[Haspen]

Nubib added~!