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[Beirus]

"My name is Alec Bladeheart. You killed my brother. Now you will die."
Avenge Jase Bladeheart by killing Bubin.
((Never mind, apparently not in the game yet..))

[Haspen]

Awaiting post from:

GiglameshDespair
Tiruin
Nerjin
squidgen
darkpaladin109
Xanmyral
MonkeyHead
BladeMasterModel42
Harry Baldman
BlazeDungeoneer

Also, I derped the count; Beirus isn't in game yet, sorry! v:

EDIT: Will run turn in da morning.

[Beirus]

((Aww. Fine, but expect me to paraphrase The Princess Bride when I get into the game.))

[HmH]

PTW.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((By the way, Haspen, my name is BlitzDungeoneer, not Blaze.  ))

[Xanmyral]

Kill the Bubins! If he's dead before that, attack another ranged unit. If tthere aren't anymore somehow, just attack someone!

[darkpaladin109]

SMASH VARIOUS ENEMY FACES

[Haspen]

With new courage at heart, the Wind God Alphanti rushed at Gaston. Lo! Gaston fails to defend himself properly, he tries his hardest but Alphanti too fast! Woe! There sinks the blade of Alphanti into the armor of Gaston, but! The leather is thick and the blow shallow; the armor gains another hole in Gaston's place.

And Alessa Von'Ravien rushed enemy forces, finding a new fighter, with a crossbow in hands. "Yer easy target!" Hollers the darkness-clad mistress, but look! Lee Harvey doesn't falter! With his blade he keeps the woman at bay, avoiding having his head crushed. But it's all it is, just for defense, as the dagger doesn't come even close to place a scratch on the black plates of the suit.

Gaston then continues his epic duel against the Wind God Alphanti. And lo, the winds finally failed the nobleman; Gaston in fury struck him across the head, the axe sinking into the soft mushy brain. And goes down Alphanti's body, his magical speed and skill ought to be forgotten forever from this moment onwards.

Bubin took few steps away and began wrestling with his lethal device, pulling the string and preparing a bolt.

Woe! Bubin is assaulted right away by Barnabus von Beardington. Somehow, however, Bubin manages to avoid injury, his short dagger once more excelling in defense, parrying the heavy blunt that is morning star of the dwarven friend.

And then again, the crossbowman faces assault! This time it is Tallow Knight with his two-handed sword, the blade glistening in the sun. Bubin tries to jump away from the harm's way, but the blade is long and slices across his shoulder and chest, ripping the chainmail and cutting the body.

Sir Govier the -1th ran toward Gaston LaFou, seeing an easy kill in the wounded enemy. But Gaston is on adrenaline spike! Murder, maim, kill! "NO ONE KILLS LIKE GASTON!" He shouts and counter-rushes Sir Govier, taking the berserking axeman by surpise. With sickening crush, Gaston's axe smashes against the other's neck, almost severing the head. Within a second the body clumps to the ground, and the spirit hastily flees Sir Govier's corpse.

And look if it's not Bubin getting assailed again. This time the young Isallu Verdo tries his chances against the crossbowman and his mythical dagger of uber evasion. Yet this one time the dagger cannot win! The flail's head swings and smashes into the cheek of the crossbowman, sending few teeth flying and droplets of blood spattering onto Isallu's armor. Yet skull is not crushed and brain's not mangled - the crossbowman is still alive.

With loud sound, almost a singing noise, the crossbow of the Lee Harvey Flophouse launches the bolt. With a swirling noise it flies between combatants and smashes into the helmet of Alessa Von'Ravien, into her right eye socket. Alessa stares in disbelief, not seeing anymore though, and falls onto her back. The black armor clatters for a moment and then there's silence... And for some reason, the battlefield looks brighter now.

Revenge boils the blood of young Kirby the Second as he runs toward Barnabus von Beardington! The Lifedrinker swings in fury, as the youth roars "For my father!!" And the heavily armored man feels the blow of revenge, feels the mangled rib as the heavy mace smashes against the plated suit and the force of the blow delivers pain across the layers of steel.

Alec Bladeheart enters the fray!

Team A is at numerical disadvantage!!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SOLDIERS:

Finally kill gaston.

Roll for Alphanti: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for Gaston LaFou: 4, +2 = 6, lost!
Roll for damage: 1-1 = 0!

Attack their Ranged Troops.

Roll for enemy marskman: 2, Lee Harvey Flophouse
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 4 = 4
Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse: 5, -1 = 4

Nothing happens.

No one attacks Alphanti like Gaston!

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 6 = 6
Roll for Alphanti: 2, +1, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 5+1-1 = 5dmg

Alphanti has -3/5HP left!
Alphanti has been killed!

Reload my crossbow

Bubin is reloading his crossbow.

SMASH VARIOUS ENEMY FACES

Roll for random enemy: 1, Bubin
Roll for Barnabus von Beardington XVII: 4 = 4
Roll for Bubin: 3, +1 = 4

Nothing happens.

Kill the Bubins!

Roll for Tallow Knight: 6 = 6
Roll for Bubin: 4, +1 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Bubin has 2/6HP left!

Attack an enemy who is likely to die if I hit them...

Calculating...
Roll for Sir Govier the -1th: 2 = 2, lost!
Roll for Gaston LaFou: 4 = 4
Roll for damage: 6+1-1 = 6dmg

Sir Govier the -1th has -1/5HP left!
Sir Govier the -1th is no more!

assault bubin again! Full offense!

Roll for Isallu Verdo: 4 = 4
Roll for Bubin: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-2 = 1dmg

Bubin has 1/6HP left!

Shoot Alessa von'Ravenface in the face.

Roll for Lee Harvey Flophouse: 5, +2, -1 = 6
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 4 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+2-3 = 3dmg

Alessa Von'Ravien has 0/4HP left!
Alessa Von'Ravien has perished!

Six-strike combo on Barnabus!

Roll for Kirby the Second: 4
Roll for Barnabus von Beardington XVII: 2, -1 = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-4 = 1

Barnabus von Beardington has 1/7HP left!

[Tiruin]

Name: Aria Vin'carro
Side: B
Skill: Commander
HP: 4 to 7 HP*.
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Smash Barnabus' face in.
"My name is Kirby II. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[GiglameshDespair]

Name: Betarius
Side: A
Skill: Commander
HP:
Weapon:
Armour:
Shield:

[Haspen]

So I roll for your weapon as well, GD?

[Harry Baldman]

"Kyaa-hahahah! That's for me mum, ya filthy scum!" says Lee Harvey Flophouse, giving the downed Ravenface a well-deserved kick in the head while reloading his crossbow. He wonders if he could melt the armor down and make some goblets out of it.

Reload! Loom menacingly over Ravenface's corpse in anticipation of anybody trying anything. See if she's got any treasure on her. Could come in handy. Retrieve bolt from her eye if possible.

[Tiruin]

"Kyaa-hahahah! That's for me mum, ya filthy scum!" says Lee Harvey Flophouse, giving the downed Ravenface a well-deserved kick in the head while reloading his crossbow. He wonders if he could melt the armor down and make some goblets out of it.

Reload! Loom menacingly over Ravenface's corpse in anticipation of anybody trying anything. See if she's got any treasure on her. Could come in handy. Retrieve bolt from her eye if possible.

((Totally like that one guy in that one film xD))

[Blade Master Model 42]

Finish Bubin!