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I would if two very angry people with pointy sticks weren't charging towards me...

[Tiruin]

So you don't load ye crossbow? v:

Ye wish. Ye can't just get ye flask (of bolts). :v
*spacial distortion, go!*

[GiglameshDespair]

Slay Alessa

[Haspen]

With roar of determination and zeal of a berserker, Alphanti rushed onwards, to kill Alessa Von'Ravien. But, as fast and nimble Alphanti might be, his heart simply cannot deny the foreboding dark presence emanating from the polish ebony metal of Alessa's breastplate, the very darkness of it causing Alphanti's morale to sink. And that was almost his undoing as Alessa swung her morning star at him when he froze, battling his doubts for a moment. But in the last second he managed to wake himself from the state of fear and take a step away, so when the morning star struck, it was merely a bruise on the shoulder and not smashed neck.

Alessa then turned her attention to someone else, and that was Flophouse Shouty who was armored and commanding. Look as her morning star smashes against his armor, look as the plates rattle and clank! The spikes of the weapon's head smash the leathery straps and chain bindings, but Flophouse still stands, shouting guttural remarks about Alessa's mother.

And nearby we have valiant Kirby, trying his best to victoriously assault Barnabus von Beardington XVII. But the Fate had different outcome for this encounter - here goes Kirby's face, smashed in and mutilated by the blunt weapon of the friend of dwarves. Gurgling his last breath out, Kirby tumbles backwards and lands in the mud, and the curtain of death falls onto him.

Gaston LaFou in the very same moment, wanted to kill Alphanti but failed thoroughly and whilst Alphanti tried his darndest to retaliate he had failed as well, thus no blood was shed.

Then Jase Bladeheart rushed at Bubin the crossbowman, to cut down the marskman, but lo and behold, Bubin flashes his dagger! With quick stab to the neck, Jase is left bleeding and gurgling, clutching his neck - first victim of marksman, who clearly misjudged his career in the field.

And courage and fury, and bloodlust and rage entered the heart of the crossbowman, who went and assailed a Tallow Knight. Look in awe as the dagger swishes and slashes, but Tallow Knight's armor is too thick - the blade glances away shallow.

"Wait for me, I will help thee!" Shouted Axy McMann and rushed at Tallow Knight to help Bubin. And this time the chainmail wasn't enough, as the hatchet is weapon stronger than knife. And thusly Tallow knight receives his first wound - a deep cut on his left shoulder.

"Blurglrgul!" Says Flophouse Shouty, and rushes at the woman, Alessa Von'Ravien! Alas, his babbling wasn't enough, because the fierce mistress swings her morning star and mauls his chest open. Wheezing for breath, the commander stumbles backwards and falls, the plate armor clanking as his soul leaves his corpse.

Tallow Knight in the meanwhile lost his patience for constant assault, and decided to go forward with his own fast onslaught. He rushed at Bubin, the fierce ranged fighter, and his blade struck against the chainmail, prowing it was mighter - few rings sprung away, few rings were cut, as the tip of the giant sword ran over Bubin's gut.

...I'm a game master, not a poet, so excuse me lame rhymes, let's go back to prose, and resume the posting part of these bloody games.

Team A loses its temper and fights normally again.

Sir Govier the -1th and Isallu Verdo rush to join their respective teams!

Team A is at slight number disadvantage!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SOLDIERS:

Slay Alessa

Roll for Alphanti: 3, +2, -1, +1 = 5, lost!
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 6, = 6
Roll for damage: 1-1 = 1!

Alphanti has 2/5HP left!

Counter-smash that Commander D:<

Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 3, = 3
Roll for Flophouse Shouty: 2, +1, -1, -1 = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-3 = 2dmg

Flophouse Shouty has 2/5HP left!

Slam my buckler 8 in quick succession at Barnabus' face..

Roll for Kirby: 2, = 2, lost!
Roll for Barnabus Von Beardington XVII: 4, = 4
Roll for damage: 6-2 = 4dmg

Kirby has -2/5HP left!
Kirby has been killed!

Attack Alphanti because god damn do I hate noble armor.

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 6, = 6
Roll for Alphanti: 4, +2, +1, = 7

Nothing happens.

Turn my ire on the one who hurt me. Attack the Bubin.

Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 4, lost!
Roll for Bubin: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg

Jase Bladeheart has -1/7HP left!
Jase Bladeheart is dead!

Bash whoever reaches me first upside the head with my crossbow, and then stab 'em.

Targeting Tallow Knight.
Roll for Bubin: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for Tallow Knight: 6
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0!

Smash Kirby to death with my Morning Star.

This has already been done retroactively!

Smash the tallow knight open!

Roll for Axy McMann: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Tallow Knight: 2 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-2 = 2dmg

Tallow Knight has 7/9HP left!

Hatchet the fair lady before me, this von Ravenface, hatchet her into the littlest of bits.

Roll for Flophouse Shouty: 4, +1, -1, -1 = 3, lost!
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 7-3 = 4dmg

Flophouse Shouty has -1/7Hp left!
Flophouse Shouty plays a corpse!

Chop chop chop Bubbin!

Roll for Tallow Knight: 1 = 1, lost!
Roll for Bubin: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 1-2 = 0!

[Tiruin]

Atop a crushed man's chest lies Alessa's boot. Said chest bore the regal emblem of Palatine, now dented and smeared in dirt and other humours of the body.

"Providence shall determine victory."
^{That was for you, grandmother.}

ONWARDS ON THE ONSLAUGHT. SLAY Axy, the nearest man.

[Harry Baldman]

Wait! List! Me!

Name: Lee Harvey Flophouse
Side: A
Skill: Marksman
HP:
Weapon: Crossbow
Armor:
Shield:

[darkpaladin109]

Barnabus stood over the body of his Cowardly and Insane assailant, avenging the death of Speary McMann. Looking over to his comrades, he saw the enemy commander get smashed and mauled, seemingly making the enemy team lose their morale. Taking advantage of this opportunity, he decided to go for the obvious target, their Crossbowman.
"DIE, YOU MURDEROUS PIECE'A CRAP! I SHALL AVENGE YOUR MURDER OF THE NOBLE JASE BLADEHEART!
Smash up Bubin.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Can I go on the wait lost again?))
If yes....
Name: Kirby the Second
Side: A
Skill: Noble Heir

[Haspen]

I have to remind that Marksmen CAN choose their weapon (bow or crossbow). If you don't tell me which one you want, I choose randomly

[Harry Baldman]

I have to remind that Marksmen CAN choose their weapon (bow or crossbow). If you don't tell me which one you want, I choose randomly

Way ahead of you there!

[Tiruin]

I have to remind that Marksmen CAN choose their weapon (bow or crossbow). If you don't tell me which one you want, I choose randomly

Way ahead of you there!

WHAT.
I was under the impression that you can't, hence why I didn't pick marksman. :I

[Sheb]

For Palatine! Kill the bitch! Crush Alessa's skull!

[Haspen]

WHAT.
I was under the impression that you can't, hence why I didn't pick marksman. :I

Ranged units doesn't wear shields; instead they use Dagger and either Bow OR Crossbow (player chooses which one).

Also, Harry and Blaze added!

[GiglameshDespair]

Slay Gaston

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Aww, no one's avenging me?))