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[Nerjin]

@Xanmyral: Gaston is on yer side v:!

"No one gets attacked by their own team like Gaston!"

[Haspen]

As soon as it was possible, Alphanti tossed himself at Jase Bladeheart, with intention to end the life of enemy noble. The sword always however missed the nimble spearman. Lo! Alphanti have tripped over a stone and Jase seized the moment; he tackle his opponent and after pushing him away and getting him to open his stance, the Drakefang struck Alphanti in the ribs, piercing the leather armor and the skin alike.

Alessa Von'Ravien rushed at Flophouse Shouty, who even in his drunken and mad babble had hidden words of fear of the terrible woman. The morning star swished in the air for some time yet it finally foudn it's target - Flophouse could feel and even hear his ribs cracking when the weapon smacked him in the chest.

Look! Kirby tries to escape! He tries to escape the inevitable by hiding behind his comrades and his own shield alike.

In the meanwhile, Gaston, seeing that Alphanti isn't as invulnerable as he proven to be earlier, tried himself against the windcape. Alas, he simply wasn't good enough - Alphanti made a piruet and then jumped away from the harm's way with grace of a doe. With a jab of his sword akin to cobra's bite, the sword stabbed Gaston in the forearm, adding more pain to the wounds that already plagued his body. "Ha!" Alphanti laughed, "Do not try to beat Wind God with such lame skill!"

Then, Jase Bladeheart moved away from the Alphanti and found himself a better target - it was Flophouse! Yet, as the noble struck blow after blow with Drakefang, it was clear that he was either not strong enough or the armor was too thick, because not a single droplet of blood was produced, and the enemy commander could feel nothing but tickles.

And then Jase Bladeheart groaned, a small black bolt struck his forearm, piercing the skin and stabbing the muscle in most painful way. It was Bubin's, the crossbowman finally managing to acquire a proper target. If only he targeted better! Few inches to the right and it would be not forearm, but throat, that would get shot.

"Ye shalt not escape!" Yelled Barnabus Von Beardington XVII, in hot pursuit after the cowardy Kirby. But the coward was too good at his cowardice, his quick movements and his shield making short work of the furious blows, evading or parrying the possibly lethal strikes of the heavy, spiky weapon.

Axy McMann stood in way of Alessa Von'Ravien. The woman in black armor looked into eyes of the axeman, but he didn't cover from her. No, instead he ran toward her, with his axe high and his roar thundering! Axy McMann swung his hatchet, striking at the woman, and surprised were gods of Fate when the weapon finally drawn blood from the fearsome one at the wrong time of the month. But Alessa won't go down from such simple strike! There's still lots of strength in her.

Seeing that everyone was after him, Flophouse Shouty took three steps backwards and lifted his shield, preparing himself to better intercept incoming attacks at his humble persona.

In the meanwhile, Tallow Knight stumbled around, almost attacking his companion, Gaston, but the mind of the Tallow one soon cleared and changed his target to a more appropriate one - Axy McMann! Tallow Knight attacked the axeman, distracting him from Alessa, even if their brief spar didn't result in any wounds.

Team A is still fighting offensively.

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SOLDIERS:

Shank Bladeheart in the heart

Roll for Alphanti: 2, +2, +1, = 5, lost!
Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg

Alphanti has 3/5HP left!

Apply Mace to Flophouse.

Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 4 = 4
Roll for Flophouse Shouty: 2, -1, -1, = 0, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-3 = 2dmg

Flophouse Shouty has 3/5HP left!

Tactical retreat to the other side of the battlefield.
"Fuuuuuck theeeeee!"

Kirby Defends himself!

Attack Alphanti because noble-armor is bothersome...

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 4, +2, = 6, lost!
Roll for Alphanti: 5, +2, +1, = 8
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Gaston LaFou has 4/6HP left!

Stab Flophouse

Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 6, = 6
Roll for Flophouse Shouty: 4, -1, = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 1+2-3 = 0!

Fire at Bladeheart!

Roll for Bubin: 2, +2, +1, = 5
Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 1, = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Jase Bladeheart has 1/7HP left!

Smash Kirby's ugly mug with my Morning Star.

Roll for Barnabus Von Beardington XVII: 5
Roll for Kirby: 4, +1 = 5

Nothing happens.

Smash Alessa Von'Ravien's face in

Roll for Axy McMann: 4, +1, -1, = 4
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 3, = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-3 = 1dmg

Alessa Von'Ravien has 3/4HP left!

Parry!

Flophouse Shouty Defends himself!

Attack anyone attacking our noble!

=Axy McMann
Roll for Tallow Knight: 2 = 2
Roll for Axy McMann: 1, +1 = 2

Nothing happens.

[Nerjin]

"No one refuses to learn their lesson like Gaston!"

Attack Alphanti because god damn do I hate noble armor.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Waitlist plz.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Isallu Verdo
Side: B?
Skill: Bluntmaster (duuuuude)
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

[darkpaladin109]

Side: B?
Skill: Bluntmaster (duuuuude)

GLORY TO BEARDTZTOTZKA!
also, I see what you did thar

[Harry Baldman]

"Phlogiston! Phlogiston and Lethe her face! Kill! Kill! Kill!"

Hatchet the fair lady before me, this von Ravenface, hatchet her into the littlest of bits.

[Haspen]

BMM42 added.

[Xanmyral]

The Tallow knight, heaving with exhaustion after his most courageous and fruitful fight with his foe, decided to try and take on someone a bit easier. Like that crossbowman! "Get over here you bad excuse for a chicken! I've killed and ate things bigger than you!"

Chop chop chop Bubbin!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Slam my buckler 8 in quick succession at Barnabus' face..

[darkpaladin109]

8 stabs in quick succession at Barnabus.

More rage boiled up inside Barnabus when the coward avoided his blows. When he saw him turn and fight, he knew that the coward must have been particularly stupid, trying to attack one wearing dwarven platemail with naught but a blade.
"YOU THINK YOUR PUNY BLADE CAN PIERCE THE FINEST DWARVEN ARMOR IN THE LAND?! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, PUNY SWORDSMAN!"
Smash Kirby to death with my Morning Star.
((I find it strange how the game where I don't need to RP is the one where I RP the most ))

[Sheb]

The Tallow knight, heaving with exhaustion after his most courageous and fruitful fight with his foe, decided to try and take on someone a bit easier. Like that crossbowman! "Get over here you bad excuse for a chicken! I've killed and ate things bigger than you!"

No one attack our ranger!

Smash the tallow knight open!

[Beirus]

((I thought crossbows had to reload every other turn. Oh well, death to the crossbow man.))
Turn my ire on the one who hurt me. Attack the Bubin.
((EDIT: Oh wait, he didn't shoot on the first turn. Double death to crossbow man!))

[Tiruin]

"Your axe is as small as your blessings. I will make sure of that."

Counter-smash that Commander D:<

[squidgen]

"Ha! Thou thinkest that size is all that matters? HEYAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Bash whoever reaches me first upside the head with my crossbow, and then stab 'em.

[Haspen]

So you don't load ye crossbow? v: