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[squidgen]

((Am I the only one who thought it was squirrels instead of squires?))

Shoot the guy that is too busy giving a speech to his brother to notice an arrow headed his way.

[Haspen]

Yerusaleans clashed with the Palatine soldiers, beginning a lengthy spectacle of death and glory.

Commander Flophouse quickly pushed his soldiers into the offensive, yelling orders and pointing at the Yerusaleans, to fuel his men' desire for combat.

Thusly jumped Alphanti toward Alessa Von'Ravien, his heart stopping at the sight of the woman clad in darkness and metal, but he won't falter; quickly striking and parrying, he stabbed into the very heart of Alessa. Alas, he heard not the scream of pain or gasp of disbelief, but loud *CLANK* as the blade practically bounced off the plated armor.

Alessa laughed. "Palatine wretch, this will be the end of you!" The morning star swung over the head of Alphanti who with grace of the wind gods evaded this blow, and the next, and the third one. Again, he stabbed at the armored woman, and again, the blade glanced off with dissappointing noise.

In the meanwhile, Kirby rushed at Spearly McMann, who was having second doubts about fighting his brother. But! Kirby had no doubts. The blade swished diagonally at Spearly, who didn't even manage to defend himself. The edge cut across neck, and the throat was slashed open. Gurgling, the spearmaster clutched his neck as the blood gushed forth onto Kirby's armor. And then Spearly fell to the grund, lifeless, his blood seeping into the grass. Gods have seemingly decided that he wasn't going to fight his brother at all.

Lo! Gaston LaFou jumped at Alphanti, to protect the black-clad woman. Yet Gaston miscalculated the speed and ferocity of the Palatine soldier, who was of noble blood and had the cloth blessed by spirits of the wind. Alphanti ducked, dodged, jumped and leaned away from the harm, and when he finally noticed an opening - he struck with his blade, making Gaston jump away and place a hand at left side, a small red stain forming there.

Lo! Jase Bladeheart then tried to destroy Alphanti, but alas, the miracle cloth was at works again. Alphanti once more dodged, rolled, moved and evaded the blows. And when the chance appeared, his stabbed with his blade, hurting Jase deeply in his left thigh, so much that blood trickled forth and watered the grass under their feet.

Nearby, Barnabus yelled and swung his morning star at Kirby, who had to get defensive. The heavy mace swished near his ears, before Barnabus decided to change the trajectory of attacks. With loud 'woop', the morning star smashed against Kirby's right side. Clutching his chest he moved away, pain radiating from shattered ribs, from bruised muscle.

Axy McMann merely finished his speech and he got to see his brother's body slump to the ground with slashed neck. Roar of anger - this wasn't supposed to end this way - and he ran onto Jase Bladeheart. He wasn't the culprit, but Axy couldn't care less; his axe swung at the noble heir, the spear having to give way from the fury of the hatchet. But that wasn't enough, and finally the small axe struck Jase in the shoulder, further adding to the bleeding and pain he felt from Alphanti's stab. Black colors shroud Jase's future!

Tallow Knight reinforces Team B!

Team A is fighting offensively now.

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

COMMANDERS:

Offensive Tactic, because that's how Palatine rolls.

Team A is now fighting Offensively!

SOLDIERS:

Stab Alessa Von'Ravien!

Roll for Alphanti: 3, +2, +1, -1 = 5
Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 2, = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-3 = 0!

Alessa replied with nothing but her mace, aiming to smash his fess in.

Roll for Alessa Von'Ravien: 3, = 3, lost!
Roll for Alphanti: 5, +2, +1, -1 = 7
Roll for damage: 2-3 = 0!

Attack sir Spearly via diagonal slash.

Roll for Kirby: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Spearly McMann: 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 5+1-2 = 4dmg

Spearly McMann has 0/4HP left!
Spearly McMann is dead!

Attack Alphanti

Roll for Gaston LaFou: 3, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for Alphanti: 5, +2, +1 = 8
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Gaston LaFou has 5/6HP left!

Make with the stabbing of Alphanti by using Drakefang.

Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 2, = 2, lost!
Roll for Alphanti: 3, +2, +1 = 6
Roll for damage: 4-1 = 3dmg

Jase Bladeheart has 4/7HP left!

Shoot the guy that is too busy giving a speech to his brother to notice an arrow headed his way.

Unfortunately Spearly is already dead.

Smash Kirby's head in.

Roll for Barnabus Von Beardington XVII: 4, = 4
Roll for Kirby: 3, = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Kirby has 2/5HP left!

Defend, bracing my axe on a stick!

Alas, Spearly, we barely knew ye.

Attack BladeHeart

Roll for Axy McMann: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for Jase Bladeheart: 1, = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-1 = 2dmg

Jase Bladeheart has 2/7HP left!

[Tiruin]

Your brother is dead. The hierarchy will soon follow.

Apply Mace to Flophouse.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Tactical retreat to the other side of the battlefield.
"Fuuuuuck theeeeee!"

[Harry Baldman]

Your brother is dead. The hierarchy will soon follow.

"Heeyahahahah! Stupid woman in scary armor! Hierarchy integral to societal progress! Infidels standing in way of expansionist policies paving way for higher average standard of living! Graagh! HER-etics, be punished! Dogpile on scary armor woman!"

Parry!

EDIT: oh, wait, parrying apparently doesn't exist anymore. Defend, if that works!

[GiglameshDespair]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Shank Bladeheart in the heart

[Nerjin]

"No one gets stabbed like Gaston!"

Attack Alphanti because noble-armor is bothersome...

[Sheb]

If we can't grab heirloom, can we grab other gear?

Smash Alessa Von'Ravien's face in

[squidgen]

"Bah! That was my kill!"

Fire at Bladeheart!

[Beirus]

"You may kill me, but you will never break our spirt."
Stab Flophouse

[Xanmyral]

The corpulent soldier attacks Gaston!

[darkpaladin109]

Barnabus seethed with rage, seeing one of the men on his side fall. Thinking quickly, he grabbed his Morning Star and ran towards the enemy trying to escape.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FECKIN COWARD! DON'T THINK YOU'l ESCAPE SO EASILY!"
Smash Kirby's ugly mug with my Morning Star.

[Haspen]

@Sheb: No you can't.

@Xanmyral: Gaston is on yer side v:!

[Xanmyral]

[I-Er-Yeah-Uh]

The corpulent knight looks on in mild confusion after having almost charged his own side, looking around with glazed eyes before being helped into the right direction by a 'friendly' push. "FOR THE FREEDOM!"

Attack anyone attacking our noble!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Barnabus seethed with rage, seeing one of the men on his side fall. Thinking quickly, he grabbed his Morning Star and ran towards the enemy trying to escape.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FECKIN COWARD! DON'T THINK YOU'l ESCAPE SO EASILY!"
Smash Kirby's ugly mug with my Morning Star.

"I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, FUUUUUCK THEEEEEEEE!!"