NORMAL:
Attack strongest enemy!
Roll for enemy with highest HP: 2, Sir Hansan V
Roll for Killian von Death: 6 = 6
Roll for Sir Hansan V: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg
Sir Hansan V has 5/6HP left!
Defend the holy duke
Sir Brenzen's squire Defends Holy Duke!
Take another stab at the Duke. This time, try to earn his enmity with a barrage of painful puns.
Sir Brenzen's squire intercepts!
Roll for Nicholas the Unholy: 4
Roll for Sir Brenzen's squire: 5
Nothing happens.
Finish Sir Eric. For a mongrel like him to attack the Holy Duke! Unforgivable!
Roll for Sir Rainor: 4 = 4
Roll for Sir Eric: 2, +1, +1 = 4
Nothing happens.
Kill the duke!
Roll for The Revolutionary: 1, -1 = 0, lost!
Roll for Holy Duke: 5
Roll for damage: 7-1 = 6dmg
The Revolutionary has 0/6HP left!
The Revolutionary has been killed!
Attack somebody
Roll for random enemy: 1, Killian von Death
Roll for Ron: 6
Roll for Killian von Death: 3, +1, +1 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 7+1-1 = 7dmg
Killian von Death has -5/6HP left!
Killian von Death has been smashed into a paste!
Crush the Dukes bones!
Roll for Sir Eric: 5 = 5
Roll for Holy Duke: 1, +1, -1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 6+1-3 = 4dmg
Holy Duke has 10/14HP left!
Yes, murder the duke!
Roll for Nathaniel Strange: 6 = 6
Roll for Holy Duke: 4, +1, -1, +2 = 6
Nothing happens.
Protect the Duke!
Sir Hansan V Defends Holy Duke!
Stab at Sir Eric. Failing that, stab at ol' Unholy Nick.
Roll for Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse: 2, +1, +1, -1, +1 = 4
Roll for Sir Eric: 4 = 4
Nothing happens.
Attack Nicholas the Unholy
Roll for Holy Duke: 5 = 5
Roll for Nicholas the Unholy: 1, +1, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 7-1 = 6dmg
Nicholas the Unholy has 1/7HP left!