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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113739 times)

HmH

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #915 on: September 11, 2014, 08:06:01 am »

"No cum-ment, Your Holey-ness?"

Take another stab at the Duke. This time, try to earn his enmity with a barrage of painful puns.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2014, 08:11:26 am by HmH »
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #916 on: September 11, 2014, 08:10:08 am »

Objective
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HmH
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Salsacookies
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #917 on: September 11, 2014, 08:17:04 am »

If Objective doesn't appear,
Murderize the Holy Duke!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #918 on: September 12, 2014, 01:42:19 pm »

Post for them if they won't show up in next 6 hours.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #919 on: September 12, 2014, 02:05:07 pm »

For masked_krusader, if you don't have a better idea:

Murder the Duke!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #920 on: September 12, 2014, 02:54:12 pm »

For Salsacookies (I think he won't mind):

Slam The Revolutionary's face in
once more!

Also, SaberTooth, you're going to lose your whole team to NPC  ;D
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #921 on: September 12, 2014, 02:57:34 pm »

Also, SaberTooth, you're going to lose your whole team to NPC  ;D
What is the life of a few soldiers compared to the life of a general?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #922 on: September 12, 2014, 02:59:22 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #923 on: September 12, 2014, 03:01:32 pm »

Also, SaberTooth, you're going to lose your whole team to NPC  ;D
What is the life of a few soldiers compared to the life of a general?
True. Also, if Duke slaughters rebels fast enough, we might even see general versus general action. Which is great.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #924 on: September 12, 2014, 03:03:01 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
Well, if you put it that way... I am about to reconsider my actions here. Glorious death in battle? Or not getting killed by a filthy, hideous noble?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #925 on: September 12, 2014, 03:09:20 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
Well, if you put it that way... I am about to reconsider my actions here. Glorious death in battle? Or not getting killed by a filthy, hideous noble?
And Ron. Don't forget Ron. I claim dibs to his body if we win.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #926 on: September 12, 2014, 03:11:10 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
Well, if you put it that way... I am about to reconsider my actions here. Glorious death in battle? Or not getting killed by a filthy, hideous noble?
And Ron. Don't forget Ron. I claim dibs to his body if we win.
Very well. I am probably going to die, so bury me somewhere nice.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #927 on: September 12, 2014, 03:14:34 pm »

I just hope that fight will go till the last survivor. I'm still not satisfied with the ongoing murder.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #928 on: September 12, 2014, 03:18:30 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
Well, if you put it that way... I am about to reconsider my actions here. Glorious death in battle? Or not getting killed by a filthy, hideous noble?
And Ron. Don't forget Ron. I claim dibs to his body if we win.
Now that I think about it, what do you want to do with Ron's body?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #929 on: September 12, 2014, 03:47:32 pm »

What is the life of an ugly noble... and Ron's... compared to ours!?
Well, if you put it that way... I am about to reconsider my actions here. Glorious death in battle? Or not getting killed by a filthy, hideous noble?
And Ron. Don't forget Ron. I claim dibs to his body if we win.
Now that I think about it, what do you want to do with Ron's body?
Make a coat out of his skin to scare the kids by showing them the face of the ugliest Capitalist Scumbag slain. And my (in character) hate of Ron is purely caused by  his less-than-adequate looks, which he has due to a cut made by me on his already twisted persona.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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