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What do you want for next game?

Team Deathmatch
- 8 (21.1%)
Deathmatch
- 1 (2.6%)
Capture the Flag
- 8 (21.1%)
King of the Hill (has to hold a point for some time)
- 9 (23.7%)
Other (comment in thread)
- 4 (10.5%)
Reverse Capture the Flag (You have to deliver a bomb to the enemy camp)
- 8 (21.1%)

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Author Topic: The Battle for Statisgrad  (Read 14733 times)

Knit tie

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #210 on: May 09, 2014, 06:47:17 am »

Go to the chemical works and use them.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #211 on: May 09, 2014, 06:56:40 am »

Get Chem'd.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #212 on: May 09, 2014, 07:00:05 am »

I'll charge the nearest 'scan and smack them with my pumping hand.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #213 on: May 09, 2014, 08:28:17 am »

Use workers settlement*2
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #214 on: May 09, 2014, 08:50:50 am »

Surrender, because I have sandwiches to eat!
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #215 on: May 09, 2014, 10:18:07 am »

*Look at Lyeos' inventory.*

No you don't.

Also, I think the next battle will be on the same map, so we can use the same building again. Which building do you think should be nerfed/boosted?
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #216 on: May 09, 2014, 10:21:27 am »

They're imaginary sandwiches? Uh... I'll tell the other side whatever they want to know for sandwiches? I still surrender though.

Do the barracks do anything at all?
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #217 on: May 09, 2014, 10:21:39 am »

Run to our lines
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #218 on: May 09, 2014, 10:24:40 am »

They're imaginary sandwiches? Uh... I'll tell the other side whatever they want to know for sandwiches? I still surrender though.

Do the barracks do anything at all?

Yeah, you can use them to recruit minions.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #219 on: May 09, 2014, 10:49:44 am »

I really think the buildings should be more evenly distributed.

I mean, the Descanites have the grand total of 16 buildings on their side of the field.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #220 on: May 09, 2014, 01:37:25 pm »

I shall take off and flee from the battlefield so I can live to fight another day.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #221 on: May 09, 2014, 01:50:49 pm »

The 'Scans are routing! Victory is ous, fellow Statics! Now, if only Zanzetkuken would move those last 500 yards, the battle is over, our victory is sealed and Statisgrad is safe for another day.
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Sheb

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #222 on: May 10, 2014, 06:39:51 am »

I really think the buildings should be more evenly distributed.

I mean, the Descanites have the grand total of 16 buildings on their side of the field.

To be honest, that's due to the fact that I never planned to use buildings until Kadzar decided to learn to fly. :p
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #223 on: May 10, 2014, 11:39:07 am »

Hold position and prevent the Statics from advancing
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #224 on: May 11, 2014, 02:59:12 am »

Turn 7


Taricus runs into the fire caused by IcyTea and takes [5] damage!
MarcAFK charge kj1225 for [5] damage. kj1225 ripost for [3]! MarcAFK then attack for [2], opening himself to two attacks by kj1225 [6][2]! MarcAFK dies!
Knit Tie explore the chemical works [4] and find some nasty chemical vials. Same for New Guy [2].
10ebbor10 convince [6] 3 workers to arms up and form a people's militia!

Zanzetucken the Great bring the Heart of the City to town! He gains XPs I totally forgot to give him over the last turns! He gains a level!
Light Foot:You ignore movement cost penalties.
Ninja:You can cross hexes occupied by other players, as long as you end up on a free hex.

And the Statics gains the match!



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I'm split here. Should IcyTea wins 5XPs for the damage his molotov cocktail did to Taricus? Also, nice game people, the next match will be up in a day or two.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2014, 03:22:21 am by Sheb »
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