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[mastahcheese]

So, do you want to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons with the good ol' Three Point Five rule set?

OF COURSE YOU DO

"But Mistercheesy, what are le rules for making our characters?"

Simple! All you have to do is answer ---> THIS TEST <--- And it will give you your race, class, alignment, and starting stats!

That's practically half your character right there, and all that's left is for you to fill in the blanks!

"But mistercheesy, doesn't that mean there's a chance that I'll end up being a wizard with 9 intelligence?"

Yup!

"What am I supposed to do if that happens?"

I'd suggest putting your head between your legs and KISSING YOUR BUM GOODBYE

As you can probably guess, this will be a hilariously short-lived game, in which I'll be majorly surprised if you guys survive even a single encounter.

When filling out your character sheets, please make your characters level 2, regardless of whatever the quiz thing tells you is your level.

If you'd like to use something from outside the core book (Such as alternate class features, feats, and whatnot this isn't already decided by the quiz, so no changing your race.) Then just ask me, provide the information on what it is you'd like, and I'll tell you if I'll allow it.

Also, please post the quiz results here in the thread, so I can see them, and try to answer honestly. I know some of you will try to answer the quiz with attempts to get a super-powerful character, but that's not nearly as much fun now, is it?

Characters: (I'm not going to set a hard limit on this just yet.)

- My Name is Immaterial Bret - Male Neutral Good Human Cleric
- Bluerobin Robin Blueeyes - Male Lawful Good Halfling Wizard
- Cthulufaic Garenth Orcfodder - Male Neutral Good Human Wizard
- highmax28 Sir Spencer the Avenger - Male Lawful Good Human Paladin

Fallen Behind: (In previously, not anymore. May show up as NPCs.)
- Remuthra Joe the Destroyer - Male True Neutral Demi-Orc Fighter/Sorcerer
- Scotsmen Arassuil - Male True Neutral Human Ranger/Sorcerer

Waitlist: (Assuming they ever finish their sheets.)

- Evilsx Sir Boot - Male Neutral Good Half-Orc Wizard
- GiglameshDespair Ashii - Female Chaotic Good Human Wizard/Sorcerer
- Yoink Unknown - Male Chaotic Good Human Bard/Sorcerer
- Culise Gwyneira Ennan - Female Lawful Good Human Illusionist

^{I don't even know why I'm doing this...}

[Remuthra]

Should we answer this honestly, or "honestly"?
(i.e in character or realistically? I sorta want to answer as Bridger.)

[mastahcheese]

Should we answer this honestly, or "honestly"?
(i.e in character or realistically? I sorta want to answer as Bridger.)

Both, so you have a second character when your first one gets run over by a caravan.

Honestly, I don't care. Do it in-character or in-person. Either works.

[NRDL]

PTW

[Remuthra]

Spoiler: Joe's Results (click to show/hide)

You Are A:

True Neutral Half-Orc Fighter/Sorcerer (4th/4th Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 19
Dexterity- 20
Constitution- 20
Intelligence- 9
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 13

Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Race:
Half-Orcs are the short-tempered and sullen result of human and orc pairings. They would rather act than ponder and would rather fight than argue. They love simple pleasures, such as feasting, boasting, and wild dancing. They are an asset at the right sort of party, but not at the duchess's grand ball. Half-orcs are as tall as humans but their brutish features betray their lineage. They regard scars as tokens of pride and things of beauty. They rarely reach 75 years of age.

Primary Class:
Fighters- Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Elf ------ XX (2)
Gnome ---- XX (2)
Halfling - (0)
Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXX (4)
Bard ------ (-8)
Cleric ---- (-2)
Druid ----- (-6)
Fighter --- XXXX (4)
Monk ------ (-19)
Paladin --- (-15)
Ranger ---- XXXX (4)
Rogue ----- (-4)
Sorcerer -- XXXX (4)
Wizard ---- (-4)

[mastahcheese]

And exactly how in the hell did you manage to achieve that?

[Yoink]

I'M IN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I'M IN.

[Remuthra]

And exactly how in the hell did you manage to achieve that?

Joe has a very high opinion of himself and answered all the physical stat questions with the most absurd choice?

[mastahcheese]

And exactly how in the hell did you manage to achieve that?

Joe has a very high opinion of himself and answered all the physical stat questions with the most absurd choice?

...

Alright.

Make a character with those stats, as a level 1 fighter/level 1 sorcerer, to put you at level 2.

Let's see how long you last, mister minmax.

[Yoink]

Bahaha. I answered as myself, and got predictably terrible results.
I'm only really saddened by the alignment result. Boring.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You Are A:

Chaotic Good Human Bard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 10
Charisma- 11

[Remuthra]

YOU CALL ME MINMAX BUT YOU ARE JUST WEAK! YOU MUST BE STRONG MAN LIKE JOE!

I'll make the honest one later, if you want things to be less absurd.

[mastahcheese]

Yoink is a bard/sorcerer with a charisma of 11.
Amazing.

(Oh, since I didn't clarify it, when you make your character sheets, if you could use that mythweavers site, that would be awesome.)

I'll make the honest one later, if you want things to be less absurd.

Well, go ahead and make your minmax character, and just have the real one be ready for later, since I'll probably kill you off quickly for lols.
Or maybe use his as an antagonist, I don't know.

[Yoink]

Yoink is a bard/sorcerer with a charisma of 11.
Amazing.

It's called punk rock, dude.

[Scotsmen]

Well, here's my results:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You Are A:


True Neutral Human Ranger/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)



Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 9
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 9

Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Rangers- Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Now, how do I make a character (I've, unfortunately, not actually played DnD.)?

[Yoink]

I'm sure Mastah will give you the rundown, I'm not great at this myself.

Question: how can I be a bard/sorcerer at 1st level, anyway? Wouldn't I just be a bard?
Also, I rolled a one for my skill points.