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[Neri]

11th Limestone, Year One of Surprisingly competent Kobolds.

     Kaytavo has really stepped up as head trader of The Cult of Dragons, as my finely tuned bargaining sense seemed inadequate to woo the Kobold Liaison. (and attempts to educate the moron into understanding the term 'Liaison' were unfruitful, at best. Informing her of her stupidity was probably a bit far though)

     Kaytavo stepped in when Negotiations were going poorly, and begged me to intervene with an argument that had broken out in camp, while he tended to this lesser matter. I left, making a mental note to arrange for Kaytavo to be fed to the Drakes for his impertinence, when I realised the loud squeaks and yipping weren't something normal, they were louder, and I heard 'Druid' several times. This worried me. The memory of those bloody fiends ripping through the elves was a strong reminder of what to not trust.

     Jaso and Gunarex were dragging a kobold along with them, one of the near worthless idiots who were almost slavishly loyal to the cult, taking every sermon to heart, as long as there were plenty of stories about dragons ripping the other races to shreds in them, anyway. He was dropped as my feet.

     He looked up, right in my eyes, this old Doglizard, and blathered in a high pitched yipping that near broke my eardrums about idiots (I could sympathise) and how they wouldn't let him set up a tent. I was utterly confused, until he said something about a brazier, and training himself as a druid, and I damned near ordered him killed on the spot... but, I saw his eyes. The sheer devotion in them to me and my Cult are phenomenal. If I could harness that sheer power.... I could rival even the Human mounted knights who would surely stand in my way, not to mention, those damned Dwarves. I informed them I would ask the Dragons, and return their decision. That seemed to impress them all, even that idiot Jayceedee, who was skipping along behind the soldiers.

     Someday Soon, I shall be able to search for Jreb, the bold and beautiful. 

Oh, as a side note, Kaytavo shall not be fed to the dragons just yet. seems he was telling the truth, not being condescending. He also has a really cute tail.

[mate888]

This is getting quite intresting...
Also, do kobolds have tails? In the raws?

[Meph]

This is getting quite intresting...
Also, do kobolds have tails? In the raws?

Yes.

[mate888]

Oh. Then the concept I had of kobolds all my life was wrong... And I thought the tail was a lie.

[piratejoe]

did this die? i liked how the story was going but the last post was over 100 days ago....

if this is still going on then can i be a kobold thief who suffered a similar fate as the "leader" of this group of kobolds name Joe Simon

[mate888]

did this die? i liked how the story was going but the last post was over 100 days ago....

if this is still going on then can i be a kobold thief who suffered a similar fate as the "leader" of this group of kobolds name Joe Simon

This is a story post's partial skeleton.

[piratejoe]

did this die? i liked how the story was going but the last post was over 100 days ago....

if this is still going on then can i be a kobold thief who suffered a similar fate as the "leader" of this group of kobolds name Joe Simon

This is a story post's partial skeleton.

then get a necromancer to revive it

[Meph]

Nah, this is so super dead, someone would have to start a reincarnation to get another kobold fort.

[mate888]

Nah, this is so super dead, someone would have to start a reincarnation to get another kobold fort.

Meh, screw it. I'm reading Cobaltpacked. Is it dead, too?

[piratejoe]

Neri wake up! this cool story is not going to write its self....

[Emperor]

Neri was last active on September 11, 2014, 07:31:11 am. I reaaallly doubt he will wake up ever again.

[mate888]

Neri was last active on September 11, 2014, 07:31:11 am. I reaaallly doubt he will wake up ever again.

Rip in peace