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Author Topic: SCANS VS STATICS  (Read 8971 times)

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2014, 07:02:33 pm »

Switch faction to the Nilva Faction! Moar Worship!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2014, 07:03:17 pm »

Faction: Statiscan
Health: 70/100

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2014, 07:04:31 pm »

TAKE MONSTEROUS REGENHEALTH POTION TO INCREASE HEALTH BY 500. WHILE GAINING 500 HEALTH.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2014, 07:05:25 pm »

(I don't think you can trust players to report their own health. You're better off quoting them, then checking the previous turn)
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2014, 07:05:31 pm »

Why the hell am I on 50 health? I took only 20 damage!

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2014, 07:17:55 pm »

COMPLAIN ABOUT GM BEING UNFAIR TO SCANITES AND GIVING US RANDOM MINUSES
ASK THAT HE AT LEAST DO THAT TO STATISIDES AS WELL
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2014, 07:20:01 pm »

Mobilize new infantry
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2014, 07:32:48 pm »

(I don't think you can trust players to report their own health. You're better off quoting them, then checking the previous turn)

Yeah, if there weren't like thirty players. I might need some help...

Why the hell am I on 50 health? I took only 20 damage!

Headshot the most wounded enemy and then anoint my forehead with the blood of The Dead God, assuming the form of his terrible avatar and wielding his tangible hate against descanites' random movement!

You took twenty damage, then another twenty from DARK NILVA, then another 10.

COMPLAIN ABOUT GM BEING UNFAIR TO SCANITES AND GIVING US RANDOM MINUSES
ASK THAT HE AT LEAST DO THAT TO STATISIDES AS WELL


That's cuz you guys were attacking and the others were summoning mostly.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2014, 07:34:57 pm »

Okay, 20 came from Nilva, but where did the other 20 and 10 come from?
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2014, 07:36:48 pm »

Wait, what? When did I take damage?

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2014, 07:40:51 pm »

Everyone took 20 damage.

Okay, 20 came from Nilva, but where did the other 20 and 10 come from?

The 20 came from an attack I think, and so did the 10.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2014, 09:46:11 pm »

Change sides to Scan.

Scratch that, offer a truce with PlayerGamer.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #72 on: May 03, 2014, 09:48:04 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #73 on: May 03, 2014, 09:50:33 pm »

Faction: Scan
Health: 100/100 (Don't change this)

ROLL TO WIN
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2014, 11:47:39 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 60/100

Stab everyone Static, including me, with a Healing Shiv.
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