NAME IS GORG
NATION IS MELONS
ENGINE IS ROCKET POWERED TOOLBOX
SPECIALTY IS EXPLODING WHEN NOT IN RAISIN
Roll: 4
YES, ENGINE IS A ROCKET POWERED TOOLBOX, ITS NOT THAT GOOD, BUT AT LEAST ITS SOMETHING
Name: Honky McMeowmeow.
Nation: Clowntown.
Engine: "Amusingly" Shaped Ion Engines.
Specialty: Clowning Around Successfully.
First Action: Recruit Clowns.
Roll: 2
THE ENGINE DOES NOT WORK AND IT DOES NOT LOOK AMUSING. YOU CAN TRY AGAIN LATER THOUGH
OTHER ROLL: 5
YOU RECRUIT THE BEST CLOWNS, THEY ARE VERY GOOD AT EVERYTHING SPACE ROCKET RELATED.
Name: Bill
Nation: Cobrastan
Engine: Cobra Venom Booster
Specialty: Fake Passports
First Action: Send spies into Arstotzka to steal secrets.
engine roll: 4
IT TURNS OUT COBRA VENOM IS A GOOD FUEL FOR PROPELLING ROCKETS, WHAT A TWIST.
OTHER ACTION: 1
IT TURNS OUT THE SPIES WERE GIVING THE WORST PASSPORTS, AND WERE NOT UP TO DATE ON ARSTOTZKA'S BOARDER POLICIES, EVERY ONE GETS IMPRISONED.
Name: Rocket Jordan
Nation: Rocketerica
Engine: Saturn V
Speciality: Rockets
First action: Launch Saturn V
engine roll: 4
YES, YOU HAVE HAND-ME DOWN ROCKETS FROM NASA, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE NASA WAS FROM THE FUTURE OR PRESENT DAY.
ACTION ROLL: 1
IT TURNS OUT THE REASON WHY NASA GAVE YOU THOSE ROCKETS WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE TO FAULTY AND DANGEROUS TO PUT IN A MUSEUM OR SCRAPED. THE RESULTING EXPLOSION KILLED 500 PEOPLE. NOW THE MEDIA IS BLOWING IT OUT OF PROPORTION LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES AND YOU WILL PROBABLY EXPECT A LARGE LOSS OF FUNDING SOON.
Name: Mr not a space drug dealer
Nation: None of your business
Engine: Totally not a slipspace engine
Speciality: The opposite of narcotics
First Action: Jump into orbit with slipspace engine.
engine roll: 1
YESSIRY, TOTALLY NOT A SLISPACE ENGINE, ITS EVEN NOT A ENGINE, MORE LIKE A SPRING, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDER LET STONERS DESIGN STUFF THOUGH.
ACTION ROLL: 1
IT TURNS OUT AS EXPECTED, KILLING MOST OF YOUR BEST MEN. ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS STONERS
Name: Al-Asad
Nation:United Saudemin Iranraqistan
Engine: Cobbled Together Ballistic Missiles!
Specialty: Camel Oil
First action: Run a highly publicized test firing!
engine roll: 6
YES, IT IS THE BEST ENGINE EVER!!!! IT IS VERY RELIABLE AND CAN GO SPEEDS 3 TIMES FASTER THAN THE 2ND BEST ROCKET ENGINE. SADLY, THE DESIGN TEAM DECIDED TO LEAVE THE NUCLEAR WARHEADS INSIDE, THINKING THAT THOSE COULD BE USED AS A POWER SUPPLY. HOPE THAT YOUR ENGINE DOES NOT CRASH INTO
ANYTHING AT ALL.
ACTION ROLL: 6
IT IS THE BEST LAUNCH IN THE CENTURY!!! POSSIBLY THE MELANIA. SADLY, IT CRASHED SOMEWHERE ON THE US'S TERRITORY. ROLL TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS: 1
OH NO!!!! ITS 1 MONTH AFTER THE 9/11 ATTACKS!!! NOW THE USA IS GOING TO GO ON A SPIRAL TO CONSERVATIVE DICTATORSHIP AND USE MASSIVE FORCES TO INVADE THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!
Name: Buzz
Nation: Lichtenstein (an actual, if obscure, nation, which makes me special)
Engine: Plasma Thrusters
Specialty: Power Technologies
First Action: Design and prototype solar satellites with microwave power transmission capabilities for use in (relatively) low solar orbit.
engine roll: 3, roll to adviod all caps: 1
WELL, THEY ARE JUST PROTOTYPES RIGHT NOW, NOT REALLY SAFE.
ACTION ROLL: 5
YOU SUCCEED MASSIVELY. THEY EVEN SKIPPED PROTOTYPING!!! YOUR COUNTRY IS NOW THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS GERMAN-SPEAKING COUNTRY AS WELL AS RICHEST GERMAN-SPEAKING COUNTRY!!!
Name: Alfred Cohen
Nation: Finland
Engine: reliable liquid fuel engine
Speciality: safety
First action: Publicly run tests showing general superiority of my engine. Patent it first.
engine roll: 2
WELL, ITS NOT REALLY RELIABLE AT ALL. ITS JUST PLAIN BAD
ACTION ROLL: 3
IT IS BETTER THAN MOST CAR ENGINES, BUT NOT MUCH ELSE, AND THAT'S EVEN
WITH YOUR TAMPERING ON SOME OF THE CAR ENGINES.
Name: CHEESECAKE
Nation: CHEESECAKE
Engine: CAEKCHEESE
Speciality: CHEESECAKE
First action: Make CHEESECAKE
engine roll: 5
YOU SEE, THE GM
REALLY LIKES CHEESECAKE, SO ITS THE SECOND BEST ROCKET ENGINE IN THE WORLD.
ACTION ROLL: 4
YOU MAKE CHEESECAKE, NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY
Name: Werner Von Blue
Nation: Andorra (an actual, if obscure, nation, which makes GWG boring)
Engine: Nuclear Thermal Rocket
Specialty: Cryogenic Rockets
First Action: Test-run the rocket engine. Set Realism Setting (all) to 5.5
engine roll: 3
IT SORTA WORKS, ITS OK, OK OK OK OK OK OK??? YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING?
I'M ONLY TAKING ONE ACTION PER TURN RIGHT NOW.
ACTION ROLL: 5
IT IS THE 2ND BEST ROCKET TEST OF THE CENTURY, YOU GET LOADS OF FOREIGN CORPORATIONS FUNDING YOU NOW.
Name: Dave
Nation. Magickalia
Engine: Hammerspace filled with infinite treadmills.
Specialty: Obscure/Roundabout Magicks
Summon several zoo's and steal their animals for my treadmill power facility.
engine roll: 2
WELL, THE HAMERSPACE ISN'T REALLY COMPLEAT, THE EGG HEADS SAY IT WOULD TAKE 5 TURNS/YEARS TO COMPLETE IT.
ACTION ROLL: 6
YOU SUMMON ALOT OF ZOOS, HOWEVER, THEY CONTAIN DANGEROUS ANIMALS THAT ARE KNOWN THROUGHOUT MEDIA, AND WARHAMMER FRANCHISE. THERE IS EVEN A DRAGON WITH THEM.
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