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[AfellowDwarf]

"If you don't get up and deal with this, I'll make sure your booze supply gets replaced with water. That would not very nice of me, would it? Making you drink that foul tasting liquid. And might I ask, how much will that alcohol depravation slow you down? Will you still be able to dodge a blow to the head next winter? What about the one after that? Listen, I wasn't elected mayor for being stupid. Trust me when I say you don't want to get in my way on this one."
"Good luck with that. Oh, and be careful around the forge, I hear they have a problem with magma men there."

[AfellowDwarf]

I guess I'll just remove the option from the poll. Suggestions are welcome.

[Ultimuh]

Dismantle their beds! Force the lazy bums into action!

[AfellowDwarf]

Heya. Remember how my monitor had that weird red thing on it?
Well, I'm writing this on my phone. Don't expect any updates soon.

[mate888]

Heya. Remember how my monitor had that weird red thing on it?
Well, I'm writing this on my phone. Don't expect any updates soon.

You should call a technician or something.

[AfellowDwarf]

All right, my computer has been fixed now, though it seems to have developed an issue with its battery now. I'll start working on the update sometime in the future.

[AfellowDwarf]

Remove the beds. That'll teach those lazy bums.

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"I'm going to deconstruct the axedwarves' beds. I'll be right back."

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You are briefly an elf again. You imagine yourself being cut in half.

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You think it's quite silly that both your halves look at each other.

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"Huh."
I don't think he's getting up.
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This makes for a bit of an anti climax after the long wait. Sorry about that, but I can't work on this without my laptop. I considered adding some kind of side-thing, but that'll just be confusing. You can expect the next update to be done quicker than this, though!

[mate888]

Throw the beer on their faces! That'll do!

[AfellowDwarf]

I've put it in the poll.

[Ultimuh]

Screw it, these dorfs are doomed.
Get you and silky out of this place asap, head for the surface. The fort has fallen. Dig ourselves out if you have to.

[AfellowDwarf]

Screw it, these dorfs are doomed.
Get you and silky out of this place asap, head for the surface. The fort has fallen. Dig ourselves out if you have to.

There is a lake between you and the surface. You also don't have a pick.

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I forgot, there is a drawbridge through which you can access the lake, but there's still a lake between you and air if you use that. The water is cold, and Catten is only a dabbling swimmer.

[evictedSaint]

>Forget these guys, they are being deliberately unhelpful.  They're probably goblins in disguise anyways, since they seem so intent on the fort getting destroyed.

>Seek alternative methods of eliminating the magma men that threaten to murder everyone.

[AfellowDwarf]

Anything specific?

[AfellowDwarf]

Throw booze at their faces. We'll make them wake up eventually.

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Almost!

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..Come on...

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Yes! I hit him!

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"Attack me, do you?"

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"Well then, you brought this upon yourself."

[Ultimuh]

Point in the direction of the magma men. Designate a move order.