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[evictedSaint]

>Put aside a trustfund to help put Elfhat through college.

[AfellowDwarf]

A trustfund you say?

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Hmm....


First off, she'll need to drink. I bet you can't study on the cheap stuff, either.


Well, she is a student..


She'll need some decent clothes, too.


Oh, and I'll need to pay her teachers.


I think she'll need to eat? I have to admit I don't know much about elves.


She'll demand a decent place to eat, sleep and study. I guess I'll have that built.


I'm not going to build it myself, either.


Oh, and then there's economics. When I filled in for broker some time ago, the mountainhome trader told me I have to give something of more value than I'm getting? He was pressing his hand against his forehead during the entire exchange, though. Maybe he only said it because of his headache?

Does 300.000 urists sound right?

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9 medium value drinks each day for six years
A well crafted shirt and short skirt every year
Five urists as a daily salary for the teacher
A prickleberry diet. (With ratweed)
The material cost of a great dining- and bedrooom, plus a throneroom.
500 urists to pay for its construction.

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[evictedSaint]

>Use your position as mayor to embezzle funds from trade agreements in order to fund Elfhats bright future.

>Also wonder why the Hammerer is the size of a small dog.

[AfellowDwarf]

>Use your position as mayor to embezzle funds from trade agreements in order to fund Elfhats bright future.

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I suppose that'll have to wait untill late authum. Unless I could get a trader around the lake.

>Also wonder why the Hammerer is the size of a small dog.

Growing up in a fort has left Îton vertically chalenged. Small dogs are bigger than him.

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[BadLemonsXI]

>Ask the elfhat what they think about their bright future.

[AfellowDwarf]

"Elfhat, I'm going to take money from the commoners and use it to buy your way into an university. What do you think of that eh?"

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"I know, right? It's really neat of me."

[BadLemonsXI]

hahah lol
>step over that lad on the ground and be on our way.

[AfellowDwarf]

>step over that lad on the ground and be on our way.

Just wander around aimlessly, waiting for the lake to freeze over? Or do you have a destination in mind? (Dining room, farms etc.)

[BadLemonsXI]

>To the still we must find those drinks the elf is taking to school.

[evictedSaint]

>Go to the still, clean the vomit off her with some nice dwarven beer.

>Recall all you know about the elven language.

[neblime]

Ok im paying attention to this again!
Get some notebooks slabs for elfhat to take notes on

[AfellowDwarf]

All right, I put up a poll for the place you're visiting.

[evictedSaint]

>If you fail to recall any knowledge of the Elven language, see if one of the books that the former library housed has anything to offer.

[Skullsploder]

Elves eat defeated enemies right? Maybe we should go to the refuse stockpile to find some goblin corpses for Elfhat.

[Ultimuh]

I think she wants a bath and clean her clothes first.
So what's the quickest way to achieve this?
And preferably without drowning or melting her in lava.