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Total Members Voted: 12

[neblime]

aww... well I for one will be waiting for your return

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Go sir mayor!

[AfellowDwarf]

I'm not entierly out of the woods yet, but I did get the time to make a new update. Enjoy.
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"I mandate a million waraxes!"
"I'll tell the smith to get ready for his prison sentence."
"No! We need them to have the kobolds steal them so they can besiege us!"
"You realize we live under a lake, right?"

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"Uh huh."

"...If the kobolds could come in, we'd be drowning."
"Well I'm still going to try."
"What do you think will happen? Will those mute critters collectively feel the need to besiege the lake that just gifted them a million murdering axes as if it was nothing?"
"Yes."
"Wirefaint, are you sober?"
"..No."

Puke.
Okay.
Aim for the engraving.

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*Hurk*

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Now use elfhat to wipe.

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*Scrub*

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"Can't you at least try to be little absorbant? Geez."

[AfellowDwarf]

I forgot to say, but feel free to post a suggestion for the next course of action.

[Ultimuh]

Give it booze, we all know drunk elves are best elves.

[AfellowDwarf]

Since there don't seem to be any novel ideas for library activities, I just put the old poll back up with fewer options.
If you think of something, you're free to post it.

[BadLemonsXI]

Wooo its back!

[AfellowDwarf]

We've got all the books we need, so there's no sense in keeping this library. Let's deconstruct it.

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"Doop di doop"

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*Poof*

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"Doop di doop"

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*Poof*

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And it's done.

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Ugh, someone took my library! What a jerk.

"Are you still in there?"


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I'll just remove this option and put the poll back up.

[BadLemonsXI]

only 4 people have voted and now it 2 v 2 why are not more people watching this.

[NAV]

Craft glorious artifact armour out of the books. Then go punch imaginary elves.

[Ultimuh]

I juts hope our elf hat is not going to be turned into a tapestry.
It's a nice hat. Everyone should wear one.

[evictedSaint]

[AfellowDwarf]

There's nothing else to do here, huh?
Yep. Let's remove that door and be on our way.
Just a moment..

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*Plop*

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"Finally!"

(This is Îton Bronzewhipped. As a fortress-born dwarf, he's been my main competetitor for mayorship. I think he's still bitter about losing.)

"..Wait. Where'd the elf go?"

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"..Well will you look at that! A comedian!"
"You need to replace that door. The. Draft. is unbearable now. I'm giving you an order to replace it with an elf-hide tapistry. We should have one lying on the top shelf."
"Have you checked near the low hanging fruit?"
"No, I have people under me to do that for me now."

"..Jokes aside, you do realize that this hat-bussiness won't work?"

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"I can still reach that."

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"Of course you can, little guy."

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"Go tell your mother. I bet she'll be proud of you for once."

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"Haaaaaaaaaaaa!"

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"..hah?"

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"Oh no.."

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*Thud*

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That's so cute!

[slowpokez]

Vomit in fear and revulsion over the fly.  Use the elf hat to wipe it up; then smooth the floor.
I hate elves as much as the next guy but...ain't that just a tad excessive...

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[AfellowDwarf]

Hee! Even more fanart!(I should mention that Elfhat isn't actually wearing red sleaves, she's holding some manner of rat doll.)

Perhaps using elfhat as a towel is indeed a lil' excessive, but I'm not going to outlaw elf-cruelty if people want to do it. Elf-kindness is also legal; I won't stop you if you want to try and get Elfhat higher education for example.

Any suggestions would be welcome, by the way.