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[Skullsploder]

Open door, ignore other dwarf if he talks to you, go to the armoury.

[AfellowDwarf]

And here's a second poll.

[Ultimuh]

ptw

[Rumrusher]

And here's a second poll.

what about doing all the above hopefully we forbid the door one we are on the other side.

[AfellowDwarf]

"I made the elf into a hat! You can stop worrying about it!"

"You crafted a hat, did you now?"

"Yes?"

_{"Yeah, and I'm the Baron."}
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"You have to let me in, Wirefaint. We can't-! *Sigh* ..We can't let your hat run loose."

Forbid the door.

How do I-

Forbid the door!

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"Door!"

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"I forbid you!"

"What?"

"Pets can't come through either!"

"Yes, Wirefaint. That is what happens when you lock it shut."

"Well I mostly did it to teach you a lesson."

"Teach me a lesson, now? Do-"

"It's on how to act like a proper Baron, of course. Someone of your rank shouldn't be doing dirty jobs like hauling around clothing. But now that you may not go through the door, you can't do anything but do proper baron stuff."

"Wirefaint, quit trying to lie. We both know you're a dabbling consoler; you're only enbarrassing yourself."

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I hope you don't mind me putting the door forbidding thing in too. I couldn't get much length out of calling the elf a hat.

[mate888]

Order elfhat to scare away the annoying dwarf, then begin asking for a million war axes, than get subsecuently stolen by kobolds, causing a kobold ambush and siege.

[WoobMonkey]

Engrave the walls with pictures of engraving the walls with pictures of engraving the walls with pictures of creating an artifact elf hat.

[neblime]

deconstruct bookshelves for logs to make a still.  We must begin our new life in this room

[AfellowDwarf]

I'll just respond to these right away instead of trying to giving the option of putting them in an update.

Engrave the walls with pictures of engraving the walls with pictures of engraving the walls with pictures of creating an artifact elf hat.

The entire majoral library has been engraved already. The floor on my right, for instance, has this beautifull engraving of a fly beneath the bookshelf.

Order elfhat to scare away the annoying dwarf.

_{"Could you scare away the annoying dwarf?"}
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deconstruct bookshelves for logs to make a still.  We must begin our new life in this room

The room's too thin for a still, and the bookshelves are containers.
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I'll be putting a poll up in a moment.

JulyEdit: I'm changing Catten's font color to limegreen(for better readability) while I'm busy fixing up the IMG codes. Saying this here since this post was quoted later.

[WoobMonkey]

The entire majoral library has been engraved already. The floor on my right, for instance, has this beautifull engraving of a fly beneath the bookshelf.

Vomit in fear and revulsion over the fly.  Use the elf hat to wipe it up; then smooth the floor.

Deconstruct the door, and mandate that it be replaced with an °Elf Hide Tapestry°.

[AfellowDwarf]

Vomit in fear and revulsion over the fly.  Use the elf hat to wipe it up; then smooth the floor.

Vomit removes engravings? I've never heard that one before.

[WoobMonkey]

Vomit removes engravings? I've never heard that one before.

Not sure how you got that from my post.  Smoothing comes after wiping up the vomit with the Elf hat.

[AfellowDwarf]

Vomit removes engravings? I've never heard that one before.

Not sure how you got that from my post.  Smoothing comes after wiping up the vomit with the Elf hat.

Then I'm quite sorry, but you can't remove engravings like that.

[Ultimuh]

Walk through attempting to ignore the dwarf.

[AfellowDwarf]

Schools going to keep me very busy for a while, so the update is delayed.