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[Rumrusher]

throw books at the elf until you become a legendary thrower

okay I originally said this(well risk of not being an elf hat) but realize someone might argue against bashing an elf with books.
like to slap on a vote for elf book targeting only if it doesn't comply to being worn as a hat(a still living Hat of course).

[Talvieno]

Ask Elf if it wants to ride around on your head.

Also The Elf's name is now Elfhat.

If any one ask just say you had a fay mood and turn the personer into an artifact Elvan Fontange it still moves and blinks because you animated it for kicks.

I quite like this one.

[NAV]

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.

[mastahcheese]

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.

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[Rumrusher]

Yes. Artifact elf hat.
Give it menacing spikes.

+1

Paper Craft Spikes and banded with book spines.

[mate888]

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.

[neblime]

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.

that would be tantruming though!  I don't want to be hammered

[Rumrusher]

You could use the elf as a weapon to bash the dwarf who destroyed your room with magma.

that would be tantruming though!  I don't want to be hammered

Gotta make it look like it was a sparring accident.

[neblime]

Catten punches the elf in the head with his left hand, lightly tapping the target and tearing the brain!

[Rumrusher]

Catten punches the elf in the head with his left hand, lightly tapping the target and tearing the brain!

aren't we hitting someone with the elf lightly tapping them?

[Skullsploder]

Use books to make craftsdwarf's workshop, murder elf violently, use scattered bits of elf bone to make some +elf bone bolts+

[AfellowDwarf]

Ask the elf if it wants to ride around on your head.

"Would you like to ride around on my head?"

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"Your name is now Elfhat"

Now add some menacing spikes to your artifact elfhat.

"Nuh uh. I'm not crafting anything."

"...the heck? Well you could craft the bloody door open."

"Don't you start too! I'm the mayor!"

"Yes, Wirefaint. I know."

Throw books at Elfhat instead.

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That's more like it.

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Why, thank you.

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So, what's up next?

(For the record, I made this before there became a tie between the three options.)

also what is the elf holding

It's a rat shaped yarn figurine.

[mate888]

Open the door, making the guy asking you to open the door to get interrputed by elfhat, making him panic and run around, alerting the militia.

[neblime]

forbid the door
(or failing that make it pet impassable.. that'll show him)

[Rumrusher]

Tell the dwarf on the other side you already crafted the elf into a hat so there's no worry about escaped prisoners.
Let the dwarf in given it would be rude to barricade the library to yourself think of all those dwarf children who need to practice throwing.
If the dwarf on the other side decides to steal our hat from us brand him a thief for stealing your *masterpiece Artifact Elfhat*  also we also need a name for our Masterpiece Artifact Elfhat if it's going to be an Artifact.