Punch snake man in stomach to make him vomit up the people!
[3] THE LUNCH LADY AND SOME OTHER DOUCHE ARE REGURGITATED. THEY ONLY REEK A LITTLE BIT.
Relocate school to zanzibarland. Build another Metal Guile
[1] YOU ARE UNABLE TO ROLL THE SCHOOL OVERSEAS. MEANWHILE, COLONEL IRON CHOOSES DR. TAMERVIRUS' SHAGOFRAUD INSTEAD OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT METAL GUILE.
Use enslaved teachers to construct mobile nuclear missile launcher
[3] YOU BEGIN CONSTRUCTION ON A NUCLEAR-EQUIPPED TANK. THE SHAGOFRAUD!
Get out of the locker, roundhouse kick the other lockerites, slam the door and lock it.
[1] YOUR KICK MISSES. YOU ACCIDENTALLY KICK YOURSELF IN THE ASS.
Hide in the school's greenhouse and take a nap.
[6] YOU NAP. YOU WAKE UP FEELING LIKE A BAWS.
>ESCAPE LOCKER, GO HOME AND GET MY ASSORTMENT OF GUNS AND EXPLOSIVE DEVICES
[6] YOU LET OUT A ROAR AND BURST OUT OF THE LOCKER, BLOWING PAST NAV AND FNIFF. YOU ARRIVE AT HOME, A HUGE ASSORTMENT OF BOOM AT THE READY.
ROLL SCHOOL INTO BLUNT
SMOKE
[6] *puff* AW YEAH, THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT. TASTES LIKE INSANITY.
Become a wizard
[5] YOU ARE NOW A WIZARD. YOU CAN TURN STUFF INTO OTHER STUFF, AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
START SPREADING ARGONIAN PROPAGANDA
[2] YOUR POSTERS ARE REMOVED BY RABID CONSERVATIVES.
How big is this locker?
Get out of the locker, pulling NAV's head as well, and repeatedly close the locker on him, smashing his face against the door.
[1] YOU TRIP AND FALL ON YOUR FACE AS YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER.
Transfer to sane, non-rolling, non-domed school.
[5] I WAS HOPING FOR A 1 ON THIS ONE. COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME.
Flay McClellan alive and wear his skin as a cloak, while turning his skeleton into armor for myself.
[4] IT'S NOT THE BEST LOOKING, BUT YOU MANAGE TO TURN MCLELLAN INTO ARMOR. HE RESPAWNS.
BLAME THE VIOLENCE THE CHILDREN ARE CAUSING ON EVERYTHING BUT OUR PARENTING, BAN VIDEOGAMES AND SPORTS. COMPLAIN OF ILLEGAL ARGONIAN IMMIGRANTS BRINGING THEIR CRIME INTO THIS COUNTRY
[5] AMERICA FUCK YEAH. THEM VIDEAGAMES AND ARGONIANS, THEY ILLEGAL NOW. CHILDREN ARE SAFE.
Suddenly, dragons.
[4] ALDUIN HAS COME. SO THE SCROLL HAVE FORTOLD, BLACK WINGS IN THE COLD, THAT WHEN BROTHERS WAGE WAR COME UNFURLED. ALDUIN, SOMETHING SOMETHING, WITH A HUNGER TO SWALLOW THE SCHOOL.
JUMP IN THROUGH THE WINDOW, THROW POTATOES AT LIZARD PEOPLE
[6] YOU DO A SERIES OF BACKFLIPS INTO THE WINDOW, AND THROW POTATOES FORCEFULLY AND ACCURATELY.
Be the Pharaoh, enslave Yoink.
[6] YOU APPEAR AS A GHOST, SPEAKING TO HIM IN HIS EXPLOSIVES ROOM. YOU ENTER HIS MIND, AND HE IS NOW UNDER YOUR CONTROL.
USE GUNS TO TAKE OVER SCHOOL
[3] YOU FIRE GUNS INTO THE CEILING TO SHOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS. PEOPLE START PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON THEIR HEADS AND YELLING. IT'S TOO BAD MOST OF THEM ALREADY RAN AWAY DUE TO UNRELATED EVENTS.
Dance in the artificial rain!
[3] IT IS RAINING BLOOD MY CHILDREN. YOU KINDA SMELL STRANGE NOW, THOUGH.
Grieve for the loss of videogames,cope with it by playing a "ultra realistic first person shooter" and go nuts.
[5] YOU PLAY CALL OF DUTY, BECAUSE HEALING FASTER THAN WOLVERINE IS REALISTIC. YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY NUTS INDEED.
I might have to stop this if it becomes some sort of school shooting, because I don't want to offend anyone. That means you, Blazing Glory, Poketwo and Yoink. Be careful.
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