Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

AN ENIGMA

NOBODY

GREATWYRMGOLD

NANOMACHINES, SON

[Lyeos]

Make School indestructible

[1] YOU INJECT HOT ADAMANTIUM INTO THE WALL. SERIOUS DAMAGE IS DONE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN BEFORE SOMEONE SEES.

One turn. You have exceeded expectations...not in a good way.

YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME, BOI?

You're younger than me, you're not allowed to call me "boy" or any alternate spellings thereof.

Transfer to sane, non-rolling, non-domed school.

Is that permission to call you girl, lass, etc.?

[darkpaladin109]

Flay  McClellan alive and wear his skin as a cloak, while turning his skeleton into armor for myself.

[WillowLuman]

BLAME THE VIOLENCE THE CHILDREN ARE CAUSING ON EVERYTHING BUT OUR PARENTING, BAN VIDEOGAMES AND SPORTS. COMPLAIN OF ILLEGAL ARGONIAN IMMIGRANTS BRINGING THEIR CRIME INTO THIS COUNTRY

[Yoink]

Make School indestructible

[1] YOU INJECT HOT ADAMANTIUM INTO THE WALL. SERIOUS DAMAGE IS DONE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN BEFORE SOMEONE SEES.

One turn. You have exceeded expectations...not in a good way.

YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME, BOI?

You're younger than me, you're not allowed to call me "boy" or any alternate spellings thereof.

That's not how it works, boyo.

I'm not actually sure how old you are, but I'd feel fine with calling you "boy" either way.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Suddenly, dragons.

[WillowLuman]

Suddenly, dragons.

will they be CORRUPTING THE CHILDRENS?

[IronTomato]

*Looks at poll*
There are three people who say that they're GWG. I feel that I could make this into a plot element, insofar as this abomination could have a plot of any kind.

[Yoink]

I just thought... shouldn't your PT be "[MUDOKON INTENSIFIES]"?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Is that permission to call you girl, lass, etc.?

Not unless you want to be snarked at hostily.

That's not how it works, boyo.

I'm not actually sure how old you are, but I'd feel fine with calling you "boy" either way.

Pretty sure it's in my profile. That's how I found out IT's age.

*Looks at poll*
There are three people who say that they're GWG.

And I hadn't even voted yet.
And people pretending to be me are second place at the moment, behind nanomachines, enigmas, and a last-place tie between me and nobody.

[~Neri]

EAT MORE PEOPLE! DODGE LYEOS!

[smurfingtonthethird]

JUMP IN THROUGH THE WINDOW, THROW POTATOES AT LIZARD PEOPLE

[Lyeos]

EAT MORE PEOPLE! DODGE LYEOS!

Hah! I am nobody! Therefore, you cannot dodge me, for I do not exist!

[~Neri]

EAT MORE PEOPLE! DODGE LYEOS!

Hah! I am nobody! Therefore, you cannot dodge me, for I do not exist!

Therefore you cannot hit me, as you do not exist.

[Lyeos]

EAT MORE PEOPLE! DODGE LYEOS!

Hah! I am nobody! Therefore, you cannot dodge me, for I do not exist!

Therefore you cannot hit me, as you do not exist.

No. I don't do reasonable things, so I'll still hit you.

[~Neri]

EAT MORE PEOPLE! DODGE LYEOS!

Hah! I am nobody! Therefore, you cannot dodge me, for I do not exist!

Therefore you cannot hit me, as you do not exist.

No. I don't do reasonable things, so I'll still hit you.

By not doing reasonable things, that means you wouldn't hit me, as it would be reasonable to hit me, therefore you fail to hit me.