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AN ENIGMA

NOBODY

GREATWYRMGOLD

NANOMACHINES, SON

[da_nang]

ORGANIZE HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF THE SCHOOL WITH LIZARDMEN ARMY

[IronTomato]

Use a combination of pushing, shoving, and kicking to get them both fully in the locker and shut then lock the door.

[6]YOU PERFORM A CQC THROW ON FNIFF. HE HAS BEEN JAMMED ALL THE WAY INTO THE LOCKER.

Put his body on a cross, then nail that cross on the wall of the school so that anyone knows not to mess with me.

[4] YOU PUT BLAZING'S OLD BODY ON DISPLAY. "FORUMITES, YE BE WARNED."

Complete all assignments between classes.

[1] YOU GET DISTRACTED BY TVTROPES AND END UP DOING NOTHING.

Behead DarkPaladin for sacrilege and murder. Then study for next week's exams.

[2] DARK'S HEAD JUST WON'T COME OFF. YOU END UP TAKING SO LONG THAT YOU GIVE UP, AND HE ESCAPES.

SHOUT TEARFUL OBSCENITIES AT MY TORMENTOR, PLOT REVENGE

ALSO B.G GOT TWO ACTIONS, BURN THE WITCH

[6] THEY SEEM TO BE GETTING THE MESSAGE. YOU FINISH PLOTTING REVENGE.
YOU BURN BLAZING'S BODY, WHILE IT IS STILL HANGING, USING YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS.

Convince naive robot club member to produce nuclear homework completing giant robot in the name of uh... double checking answers for the good of education. It shall be called Metal Guile!

[2] IT IS HIJACKED AND TAKEN SOMEWHERE IN THE BERING SEA.

I AM SNAKEMAN! EAT MORE PEOPLE!

[3] YOU EAT ANOTHER PERSON. PEOPLE SEEM TO BE REALIZING THAT YOU'RE A SNAKE.

Achieve critical riot mass

[2] RIOT EXPLODES VIOLENTLY.

GET GUNS FOR THE REVOLUTION

[3] IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE OF THEM PESKY GUN LAWS, BUT YOU GET SOME.

I AM SNAKEMAN! EAT MORE PEOPLE!

Smack this fool.

[4] YOU SMACK SNAKE.
I'M STILL IN A DREAAAAAM, SNAKE EAAAATAAAAH

BECOME HYSTERICAL, MAKE OTHER PARENTS HYSTERICAL. GET PTA UP IN ARMS.

[6] YOU START A HUGE PROTEST WITH OTHER PARENTS. NOW THEY'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY IGNORE DANGEROUS B-BALLIN'.

PULL THE FIRE ALARM

[4] YOU PULL THE FIRE ALARM. EVERYTHING GETS WET.

DRIVE SQUAD CAR ALL OVER BARRIER

[2] YOUR CAR FLIPS OVER.

Escape.

[6] IF YOU SAY SO. YOU MANAGE TO BREAK OUT OF THE SCHOOL AND GET OUTSIDE THE DOME.

Grab NAV and pull him into the locker.

[5] YOU OPEN THE LOCKER AGAIN, GRAB NAV AND PULL HIM INTO THE LOCKER WITH YOU. YOU ARE NOW ALL FIRMLY IN THE LOCKER.

I attempt to rally the detention students who are obviously aggravated now into starting a riot in the cafeteria tommorow

[5] THE DETENTION STUDENTS NOW ALL CRI FOR BLOOD. THEY AGREE TO START RIOT IN CAFETERIA.

Use my money to buy a AK47 and several clips

[6] GOOD THING ONE OF THE OTHER KIDS WAS AN ARMS DEALER. THE AK47 HAS A SCOPE AND LASER SIGHT AND EVERYTHING.

ROLL THE SCHOOL

[3] THE DOME ROLLS ON ITS SIDE.

ORGANIZE HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF THE SCHOOL WITH LIZARDMEN ARMY

[4] YOU AND THE OTHER ARGONIANS FORM A GROUP TO COMPETE WITH THE KOMMUNISTS. KAPITALIZM IS FORMED.

This is getting to be more and more of a clusterfuck.

[Lyeos]

Punch snake man in stomach to make him vomit up the people!

[Furtuka]

Relocate school to zanzibarland. Build another Metal Guile

[TamerVirus]

Use enslaved teachers to construct mobile nuclear missile launcher

[NAV]

I performed a cqc throw on myself?

Get out of the locker, roundhouse kick the other lockerites, slam the door and lock it.

[IronTomato]

I performed a cqc throw on myself?

Get out of the locker, roundhouse kick the other lockerites, slam the door and lock it.

WOOPS. I MEANT FNIFF.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hide in the school's greenhouse and take a nap.

[Yoink]

>ESCAPE LOCKER, GO HOME AND GET MY ASSORTMENT OF GUNS AND EXPLOSIVE DEVICES

[LordSlowpoke]

ROLL SCHOOL INTO BLUNT

SMOKE

[Teneb]

Become a wizard

[da_nang]

START SPREADING ARGONIAN PROPAGANDA

[Fniff]

How big is this locker?
Get out of the locker, pulling NAV's head as well, and repeatedly close the locker on him, smashing his face against the door.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Make School indestructible

[1] YOU INJECT HOT ADAMANTIUM INTO THE WALL. SERIOUS DAMAGE IS DONE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN BEFORE SOMEONE SEES.

One turn. You have exceeded expectations...not in a good way.

YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME, BOI?

You're younger than me, you're not allowed to call me "boy" or any alternate spellings thereof.

Transfer to sane, non-rolling, non-domed school.

[Furtuka]

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