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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2014, 10:12:13 am »

STEAL NEAREST HOMEWORK AND WRITE MY NAME OVER THEIRS ON THE PAPER
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NAV

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2014, 10:24:01 am »

Shove Fniff in the same locker.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2014, 10:47:48 am »

>Be Mom. Get scared, hold PTA meeting about dangerous B-ball conditions at school.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2014, 11:00:15 am »

Spread reactionary riot to next classroom
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2014, 11:23:31 am »

Send hitmen after blazing glory.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2014, 11:48:26 am »

SHOUT TEARFUL OBSCENITIES AT MY TORMENTOR, PLOT REVENGE

ALSO B.G GOT TWO ACTIONS, BURN THE WITCH
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2014, 11:51:21 am »

Work on homework.
[5] YOU DO A GOOD JOB. HOMEWORK OVER. HOW BORING

BE THE POLICE

BULLY SCHOOL FOR LUNCH MONEY

[1] POLICE GETS FIRED. THERE IS NOW NO MORE POLICE. CRIMINALS MAY RUN RAMPANT.

Be saved by the bell dismissing the class hour before she collects.
[5] THE BELL RINGS JUST BEFORE SHE COLLECTS. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FREE... FOR NOW.

ENSLAVE THE TEACHERS
[4] YOU MANAGE TO CAPTURE SEVERAL OF THE TEACHERS. NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT IT YET.

Build an indestructible enclosed dome around the school
[6] YOU ERECT A COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD AROUND THE SCHOOL. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED OUTER HEAVEN.

STEAL NEAREST HOMEWORK AND WRITE MY NAME OVER THEIRS ON THE PAPER
[1] YOU DO THIS. "I TOTES WROTE THIS PAPER" YOU TELL THE TEACHER. DETENTION.

Shove Fniff in the same locker.
[4] BEFORE FNIFF CAN SHUT THE DOOR, YOU JUMP OUT AND START TRYING TO PUSH HIM IN. THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW. YOINK IS IN PAIN.

>Be Mom. Get scared, hold PTA meeting about dangerous B-ball conditions at school.
[2] APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IT COULD BE WORSE. UNLESS YOU ROLL A 1.

Spread reactionary riot to next classroom
[3] SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANNA JOIN, BUT YOU RECRUIT SOME MORE RIOTERS.

Send hitmen after blazing glory.
[6] YOU SEND HITMEN AFTER BG. THEY CAP HIS ASS.

SHOUT TEARFUL OBSCENITIES AT MY TORMENTOR, PLOT REVENGE

ALSO B.G GOT TWO ACTIONS, BURN THE WITCH
[3] YOU YELL AT THEM. THEY ARE SLIGHTLY INTIMIDATED.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2014, 11:53:38 am by IronTomato »
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2014, 11:56:50 am »

Use a combination of pushing, shoving, and kicking to get them both fully in the locker and shut then lock the door.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2014, 11:57:27 am »

Put his body on a cross, then nail that cross on the wall of the school so that anyone knows not to mess with me.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2014, 11:59:17 am »

Put his body on a cross, then nail that cross on the wall of the school so that anyone knows not to mess with me.
WHO IS "HIS" REFERRING TO
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2014, 12:06:18 pm »

Complete all assignments between classes.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2014, 12:11:47 pm »

Behead DarkPaladin for sacrilege and murder. Then study for next week's exams.

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2014, 12:13:36 pm »

SHOUT TEARFUL OBSCENITIES AT MY TORMENTOR, PLOT REVENGE

ALSO B.G GOT TWO ACTIONS, BURN THE WITCH
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2014, 12:16:07 pm »

Go to Architecture class!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2014, 02:38:27 pm by Lyeos »
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2014, 12:21:39 pm »

Convince naive robot club member to produce nuclear homework completing giant robot in the name of uh... double checking answers for the good of education. It shall be called Metal Guile!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2014, 03:00:49 pm by Furtuka »
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