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Author Topic: ROLL TO SCHOOL  (Read 21196 times)

IronTomato

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ROLL TO SCHOOL
« on: April 29, 2014, 12:10:43 pm »
YOU ARRIVE AT SCHOOL. FORGOT HOMEWORK. WHAT DO?
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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 12:12:07 pm »
EQUIP TRENCHCOAT AND TEC-9
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2014, 12:14:00 pm »
THINK UP GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2014, 12:14:18 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on April 29, 2014, 12:12:07 pm
EQUIP TRENCHCOAT AND TEC-9

Unequip his trenchcoat and Tec-9, sell for money. Homework becomes less relevant.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2014, 12:32:52 pm »
Peddle drugs to teacher in exchange. If fail, pretend to be time traveler, claim to have cure for cancer.
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Teneb

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2014, 01:10:21 pm »
Claim to be too poor for food, ended up being forced to eat homework.
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IronTomato

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 01:17:22 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on April 29, 2014, 12:14:00 pm
THINK UP GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK.
[1] YOU TELL HER YOUR DOG ATE IT. SHE'S HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SASS. DETENTION.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 29, 2014, 12:14:18 pm
Quote from: Yoink on April 29, 2014, 12:12:07 pm
EQUIP TRENCHCOAT AND TEC-9

Unequip his trenchcoat and Tec-9, sell for money. Homework becomes less relevant.
[3] YOU DON'T OWN THOSE ITEMS.

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Quote from: Deathsword on April 29, 2014, 01:10:21 pm
Claim to be too poor for food, ended up being forced to eat homework.
[6]YOU POOR THING. YOU NOW HAVE AN EXTRA DAY TO FINISH. SHOW TOMORROW.

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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2014, 01:21:29 pm »
DAMNIT.

GO PLANT MY PROPANE BOMBS IN THE CAFETERIA.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2014, 01:21:42 pm »
Damn it! Only one thing to do now - homework! Do all of it as quickly as possible! This is school, after all. Homework's easy. And if there's not enough time, check what the first class of the day is.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2014, 04:35:04 pm »
Wait, forgot to do homework, or forgot to bring homework?

Either way, I don't see the school lasting long.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2014, 04:36:48 pm »
Shove Yoink in a locker.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2014, 04:43:39 pm »
Shove NAV in the same locker.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2014, 04:46:59 pm »
Shoot some B-Ball outside the school.
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2014, 04:55:43 pm »
EAT THE LUNCH LADY!
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2014, 04:57:35 pm »
COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
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