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Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2014, 05:04:05 pm »

Make School indestructible
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2014, 05:40:46 pm »

BULLY KID FOR LUNCH MONEY
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2014, 05:53:50 pm »

Start reactionary riot in face of communist revolution
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2014, 06:01:19 pm »

BULLY KID FOR LUNCH MONEY
PEDDLE DRUGS TO THE BULLLY
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2014, 06:07:48 pm »

Apologize for not having homework, explain that the tornadoes that came through yesterday prevented you from getting it done.

((True story.))
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2014, 10:00:50 pm »

Do homework quickly before teacher reaches my desk.

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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2014, 10:46:58 pm »

BULLY KID FOR LUNCH MONEY
PEDDLE DRUGS TO THE BULLLY

BULLY FOR DRUG MONEY

((At some point I think that things will get out of hand and the police will arrive.))
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2014, 10:58:04 pm »

Stall

All I need to do is wait for the chaos to boil over.
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TamerVirus

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2014, 11:41:29 pm »

CAUSE FOOD FIGHT!
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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2014, 09:17:03 am »

DAMNIT.

GO PLANT MY PROPANE BOMBS IN THE CAFETERIA.
[1] YOU DIG HOLES IN THE FLOOR AND PLANT PROPANE BOMB TREES. THEY ARE SOON SPOTTED. THERE IS AN INVESTIGATION.

Damn it! Only one thing to do now - homework! Do all of it as quickly as possible! This is school, after all. Homework's easy. And if there's not enough time, check what the first class of the day is.
[4] YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO DO TEH HOMEWORK. "GOTTA GO FAST" YOU THINK. YOU GO FAST. HOMEWORK DONE.

Shove Yoink in a locker.
[5] YOU SHOVE YOINK IN A LOCKER.

Shove NAV in the same locker.
[3] HE WON'T FIT. KEEP TRYING.

Shoot some B-Ball outside the school.
[1] YOU YOUNG PRINCES ARE SO FRESH NOWADAYS. ALL THE BALLS HIT YOU IN THE FACE. DED. RESPAWN?

EAT THE LUNCH LADY!
[4] YOU SWALLOW THE LUNCH LADY WHOLE. YOU ARE FULL, BUT HAVE MINOR STOMACH PAIN.

COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
[3] YOU ATTEMPT TO CONVERT THE SCHOOL TO KOMMUNISM. A FEW MISFITS JOIN YOU.

Make School indestructible
[1] YOU INJECT HOT ADAMANTIUM INTO THE WALL. SERIOUS DAMAGE IS DONE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN BEFORE SOMEONE SEES.

BULLY KID FOR LUNCH MONEY
[4] YOU HAVE GAINED THE MUNNY EQUIVALENT OF ONE LUNCH.

Start reactionary riot in face of communist revolution
[4] YOU START A SMALL RIOT. IT OUTNUMBERS THE KOMMUNISTS SLIGHTLY. BATTLE OF WILLS ENSUES.

PEDDLE DRUGS TO THE BULLLY
[3] YOU HOLD SOME DRUGS OUT IN YOUR HAND. "DRUGS" YOU TELL HIM. HE LOOKS AT YOU STRANGE.

BULLY FOR DRUG MONEY
((At some point I think that things will get out of hand and the police will arrive.))
[6] YOU STEAL DARKPALADIN'S DRUG MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY GAINED.
((You're probably right.))

Apologize for not having homework, explain that the tornadoes that came through yesterday prevented you from getting it done.
((True story.))
[3] TEACHER SORTA BELIEVES YOU. YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME.

Do homework quickly before teacher reaches my desk.
[6] YOU WORK SO QUICKLY THAT YOUR PAPER NEARLY CATCHES FIRE. HOMEWORK FINISHED.

Stall
All I need to do is wait for the chaos to boil over.
[1] "WONDERFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING". TEACHER IS NOT FALLING FOR THAT CRAP.

CAUSE FOOD FIGHT!
[2]"FOOD FIGHT!" YOU YELL. YOU THROW A SAMMICH. DETENTION.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2014, 09:19:03 am by IronTomato »
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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2014, 09:19:52 am »

Work on homework.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2014, 09:20:05 am »

BE THE POLICE

BULLY SCHOOL FOR LUNCH MONEY
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2014, 09:35:13 am »

Be saved by the bell dismissing the class hour before she collects.
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TamerVirus

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2014, 09:44:43 am »

ENSLAVE THE TEACHERS
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Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SCHOOL
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2014, 09:54:12 am »

Build an indestructible enclosed dome around the school
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