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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

>Continue hauling.

(sorry if im bad at this and if i dont follow somesort of unwritten code please tell me)

[1] You drop the barrel you are currently holding on your foot breaking several toes

Throw stone onto stockpile down below.

[3] The stone falls into the stock pile and breaks the hand of a dorf attempting to retrieve a stone

Use commotion to steal valuables. Run the opposite direction of the one the militia are going.

[2] you succesfully steal one uncut pink garnet only to run straight into a *microline* chair and stumble dropping the uncut pink garnet.

Use commotion to steal valuables. Run the opposite direction of the one the militia are going.

Apprehend this dirty thief and drag them to the hammerer.

[5] You pull him off the ground and are currently dragging him to the hammer dorfs quarters

Charge out to grab the socks that the overseer forgot to forbid.

[4] you have *pigtail fiber left sock* but are now currently stuck in the middle of a ¨great¨ battle

Begin stockpiling booze, food, and picks. In my room.

[1] as you approach the nearest booze, food, and or pick a guard dorf stops you and soberly says,  ¨These supplies are reserved for noble dorfs only leave now peasent!¨

PULL LEAVER

[4] You pull *Platinum lever* and you here a loud rumbling in the upper floors

Drop thing I was hauling and run, only to be hit with a strange mood and driven toward the workshop nearest the fighting.

[5] You drop the barrel of sunshine that you were hauling and charge for the lower dormatories but as you run an unrecognized voice starts wispering in your ear and you are unable to anything but imagine this great construct that it describes and before long you find yourself sprinting for the mason workshop in the midst of the ¨great¨ battle

DORF
DORF SO HARD
SO HARD IT HURTS

[4] you have a minor concussion from dorfing so hard

Grab my gear and join my squad.

[6] You drop what you were holding. you arm yourself with your *platinum war hammer* and your full set of adamantin armor. You charge into the heat of battle as your squad chants you ,the commander, on as you bash gobo heads in.

ACTIVATE THE BRIDGEAPULT LEVER!

[3] the bridgapult fires a granite block into the horde of gobos

Organize party at the local statue garden.

[6] all non military dorfs and even the ¨great¨ nobles join in the joy and festivities, the nobles allow you to use their royal provisions to feed the crowds at the party.

(sorry for taking forever to respond)

[Lyeos]

Stockpile crossbows and bolts in my room. Form a grudge against the guard.

"Thank you, whoever organized that party!"


((Bulk it, maybe twice a day if possible?))

[Playergamer]

Play Goblin Golf! Knock the enemy off the cliffs!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Before i post any more responses i would like to know

would you like me to give a response to your action as soon as i can after you post it

or

post the responses in bulk once a day like i just did

please tell me what you preffer once a ¨majority¨ posts their feelings i will act in so

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

the majority will be 7 responses or the side with the most tomorrow morning (fyi for those not in an area near me this post was put at 10:10 am so morning will be around 8:00 if this helps at all)

[TamerVirus]

HAVE A FELL MOOD

[CaptainMcClellan]

Before i post any more responses i would like to know

would you like me to give a response to your action as soon as i can after you post it

or

post the responses in bulk once a day like i just did

please tell me what you preffer once a ¨majority¨ posts their feelings i will act in so

Mass posting. It's the standard convention and is much easier on the GM. Plus, it keeps things more orderly and fair for the slower posters. And why don't you just use a poll to ask?

[darkpaladin109]

Put on my platinum armor and equip my adamantine war hammer and run through the trap ridden corridor into battle.
Brew the fort's entire supply of plump helmets.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Before i post any more responses i would like to know

would you like me to give a response to your action as soon as i can after you post it

or

post the responses in bulk once a day like i just did

please tell me what you preffer once a ¨majority¨ posts their feelings i will act in so

Mass posting. It's the standard convention and is much easier on the GM. Plus, it keeps things more orderly and fair for the slower posters. And why don't you just use a poll to ask?

I will use the mass posting since it seems to be convention here and i didnt use a poll because i dont know how to do things on here i would have if i knew how

be expecting a mass post around the same time as the last one every day, with the exception of weekends those might be iffy

[Yoink]

>Crawl to the nearest watersource and wash my injured foot.

>Then go attend the party whilst the militia dies outside. Be sure to get sad if I telepathically sense the death of any friends!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Make it to Mason's workshop and pee on it to claim.

[~Neri]

FIRE THE OTHER BRIDGEAPULT!

[poketwo]

PULL THE LEAVER THAT REALEASSES MAGMA IN THE LOCAL STATUE GARDEN
NOW IS THE CHANCE TO KILL THE NOBLES

[smurfingtonthethird]

CONTINUE DORFING

[blazing glory]

Flee!