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[blazing glory]

A lazy GM! Burn him!!

"Has anyone seen my flibbledyfloop?!"
Run around shouting about how the "Lampshades are screaming inside of my brain!"

"Has anyone seen my flibbledyfloop?!"
Run around shouting about how the "Lampshades are screaming inside of my brain!"

Slap some sense into this guy then instruct him in the ways of the dance

(6)vs(4) He is completely insane but you manage to get him to dance.

Cause the chef to vomit uncontrollable amounts of gravy

(1) As you keep fumbling with his DNA you end up healing his wounds so you have more time to fumble around.

Rip the room apart! HoNkHoNkHoNkHONK!

(5) You open a rift from this room to another world! Through the rift you can see....a carnival? With creepy clowns and crying children and everything!

Lock Sinvara in the kitchen. Find the dancers. ((Worldmaster27 and killerhellhound, your turn.))

Hop down the stairs.

(3)vs(3) You manage to get him inside the kitchen but a turkey can't really use locks so you leave him there in search of the dancers,he then manages to tumble down the stairs.

Find me another sword. And an eyepatch.

(6) You find a cutlass a eyepatch and a talk like a pirate book! Somehow these items fuse themselves to your soul making you look like a real pirate and making you honestly believe your a pirate.

Cause the chef to vomit uncontrollable amounts of gravy

Pretty sure he's dead from blood loss. I put lots of holes in him.

Force someone to watch just the ending scene of Neon Genesis Evangelion repeatedly in their mind. Make no attempt to explain why anything is happening.

(6) The chief starts watching some movie the GM never heard of inside his mind.

Dance the Ancient Ghost-Destruction Dance!

(6) Just as your doing a ancient dance a turkey gets between your legs and makes you trip over.

[TamerVirus]

Turn the skin of the chef to bacon!

[IcyTea31]

((A poultrygeist can't pull enough of an effect on a single lock?))

Detect the evil of 'Hound. Attack him furiously.

[~Neri]

WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL BROTHERS! honkhonkHONKHONKHONKHONK!

HONK!

Throw someone into the Rift.

[killerhellhound]

Use the power of the dance to blast IcyTea into the rift. If that doesnt work throw him into the rift

"The Lord of the Dance COMPELS YOU"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Force feed someone cheese.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Find me a ship.

[Lyeos]

"With this, I shall slay the gods!"

Grab the spork from earlier!

[killerhellhound]

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[Worldmaster27]

Get back up and continue dancing!

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Teleport all humans onto the air 600 feet above a pit of spikes, or a road.

[Lyeos]

WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL BROTHERS! honkhonkHONKHONKHONKHONK!

HONK!

Throw someone into the Rift.

((Laaaaame. This or this would make for a better story. Deadly Premonition gives more chills than th' SCP nonsense!  ))

[scapheap]

Throw someone into the Rift.

Cause of death: suicide
 caused by forced sexual entry
through left eye,
resulting in unsurvivable
brain trauma.

How?

[scapheap]

((If you can't figure it out, then you don't wanna know.))

((I know how, but you would break one's back long before going far enough to suicide by sexual brain trauma.))

[killerhellhound]

((who said it was his own?))