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[Harbingerjm]

I for one am completely in favour of turning excess biomass into spiders. But not foxes. Have you ever heard a fox? Those screams... Seriously, fuck those guys.

[Worldmaster27]

AHAH! Our first use for fox-based weaponry. Intimidation and lowering enemy morale.

[~Neri]

AHAH! Our first use for fox-based weaponry. Intimidation and lowering enemy morale.

Second use: They are mad adorbs.

[Fniff]

Eat all of the apples. Then explore until 7am. Then eat everything.

You gobble up the apples, but once you sate your original hunger you feel like you're getting less from it. When you finish up, you feel almost sort of queasy from the overeating. You feel your stomach churn, then the queasy feeling goes away. The vague instinct you get when you convert your hair suddenly feels a lot more in control. How odd... You now have 5 Stem Cells. You begin to walk up the town, enjoying the sights of a completely empty town. Some mist rolls in, creating a pleasant atmosphere in the early morning. Almost no-one is up, and you feel--

From a nearby window, someone says very quietly "He wasn't--"

There is (a normally inaudible amongst the background of noise) sound of something metallic and pressurized being released, along with a faint fleshy sound. You are currently alone on the street, but it seemed to be coming from inside a bungalow just to the right of you.

Spoiler: Situation (click to show/hide)

Time: 5:24 AM.
Location: Glade Avenue
Inventory:
Brochure
Bacon Crisps (Nutrition 1)
Luck: Good
Stem Cells: 5

[~Neri]

Grow wolf ears for evesdropping, enhanced hearing, more adorableness, and awesomeness, move our current ears up higher on our head and alter them to conserve stem cells as we do this. Color the ear fur brown.

Then listen.

[Worldmaster27]

Grow wolf ears for evesdropping, enhanced hearing, more adorableness, and awesomeness, move our current ears up higher on our head and alter them to conserve stem cells as we do this. Color the ear fur brown.

Then listen.

+1

[3man75]

Grow wolf ears for evesdropping, enhanced hearing, more adorableness, and awesomeness, move our current ears up higher on our head and alter them to conserve stem cells as we do this. Color the ear fur brown.

Then listen.

+1

Instead of awesomeness how about stronger bones?

[~Neri]

We can do that after we eat everything in a buffet. Something tells me that'll cost a lot.

[Worldmaster27]

Oh, a thought a had:
If we have any stem cells after getting better ears, could we use what's left to make our stomach stronger? So we can eat more?

[~Neri]

We could also use them to make ourselves immune to manipulators.

[3man75]

We could also use them to make ourselves immune to manipulators.

We can?

[~Neri]

Better immune system, maybe repurpose the appendix to specifically function with the immune system, just dedicate a whole extra organ on top of random parts of the body rather then just random parts of the body.

We could also absorb the parasites also for nutrition, or produce toxins poisonous to them, or eject them from our body if they start growing.

Or make an organ dedicated to antiparasite.

[Worldmaster27]

Or make a counter-parasite. In the form of a baby fox.
Yep. There's a baby fox underneath our skin, squirming around. Seeking foreign parasites to destroy and consume, adding to our strength.

[~Neri]

Or make a counter-parasite. In the form of a baby fox.
Yep. There's a baby fox underneath our skin, squirming around. Seeking foreign parasites to destroy and consume, adding to our strength.

That. Would. Be. Amazing.

[ttlovepie]

Oh, a thought a had:
If we have any stem cells after getting better ears, could we use what's left to make our stomach stronger? So we can eat more?

We could also use them to make ourselves immune to manipulators.

+1